DON'T DO IT!
Review by Melika Jeddi on February 11th, 2014
Do you like constant and boring descriptions of weather? Plain, whiny protagonists? Characters whose only personality trait is 'attractive'? Then this is the book for you!
Meet Bella, the plainest and dullest girl you'll ever know, and watch as she moves to a new town where for no apparent reason everyone in the school either wants to date her or be her best friend, despite her having arguably no likable traits whatsoever. She will fall head-over-heels for the most handsome guy in school, who she starts instantly obsessing over after he completely ignores her in their biology class, in the ultimate display of treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
Most girls would find the idea of a guy creeping into her bedroom at night to watch them sleep as 'creepy' but for Bella it is the epitome of romance. Want to go out for a night with your friends? Sure, but just this once, I'll just follow you in my car and take you out for dinner but not actually eat anything. Oh, by the way, I can read minds, is that cool with you?
Follow the story as such exciting events as SPARKLING, MORE SPARKLING, and EVEN MORE SPARKLING unfold right on your very page! Hope you don't like varied dialogue, realistic reactions or existent plots, because none of that here!
Twilight! For when conventional torture methods are just too mainstream.