WHAT WOMEN WANT IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE
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WHAT WOMEN WANT IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE (5/25/2002)
by Jon Springer
George Lucas' "How To Get a Gorgeous and Powerful Female to Fall in
Love With You in 10 Easy Steps"
1. (General personality) Be a whining, sniveling little prick.
2. (Maturity) Throw temper tantrums when Obi-wan doesn't let you "get
your way." Say things like "He doesn't understand me," or "He treats
me like a kid," and "He's just jealous of me."
3. (Appearance/Grooming) Hair braide - like those "tails" from the 80s.
4. (Moral Disposition) (a) Massacre an entire village of men, women
and children Tuskans (b) Explain to your diplomat girlfriend how the
Universe really needs an all powerful despot who will rule with an
iron fist.
5. (Physical Prowess) must be able to "tear the ears off a Gundark"
6. (Humility) talk all the time about just how "great" you are - how
you will ultimately become THE MOST POWERFUL JEDI in the entire
galaxy!
7. (Charm) Talk about sand.
8. (Sweet Talk) "I've been in pain ever since we met" - that one gets
'em every time.
9. (Intelligence) Suggest having a secret affair in the midst of
about 500 mindreading Jedis.
10. (Talent) Not a requirement.
Roy
r.blewitt@
WHAT WOMEN WANT IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE (5/25/2002)
by Jon Springer
George Lucas' "How To Get a Gorgeous and Powerful Female to Fall in
Love With You in 10 Easy Steps"
1. (General personality) Be a whining, sniveling little prick.
2. (Maturity) Throw temper tantrums when Obi-wan doesn't let you "get
your way." Say things like "He doesn't understand me," or "He treats
me like a kid," and "He's just jealous of me."
3. (Appearance/Grooming) Hair braide - like those "tails" from the 80s.
4. (Moral Disposition) (a) Massacre an entire village of men, women
and children Tuskans (b) Explain to your diplomat girlfriend how the
Universe really needs an all powerful despot who will rule with an
iron fist.
5. (Physical Prowess) must be able to "tear the ears off a Gundark"
6. (Humility) talk all the time about just how "great" you are - how
you will ultimately become THE MOST POWERFUL JEDI in the entire
galaxy!
7. (Charm) Talk about sand.
8. (Sweet Talk) "I've been in pain ever since we met" - that one gets
'em every time.
9. (Intelligence) Suggest having a secret affair in the midst of
about 500 mindreading Jedis.
10. (Talent) Not a requirement.
Roy
r.blewitt@