I am very scared now.

Those of you who have been members of IFIS for the past 2 years may =
remember
Doris... Well I have just recieved this email which was sent to her =
email
adress. I am very, very frightened now...

Adam

Worry. You should have known this was going to come back to haunt you....

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Philip Ayres
payres@
www.netcomuk.co.uk/~payres
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Wait till you see the Doris FHM interview :)

On Thu, 16 May 2002 19:42:48 +0100 Philip Ayres
<payres@> wrote:
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Roy Blewitt
r.blewitt@

I think we will have to set up a church of Doris, all the priestess's
could wear black wigs, and old granny style dresses. We could set up a
web site and Americans would join sending Doris Dollars as they would
think it was all real, and that Doris was the whatever coming of the
promised one we are on now. The holy wine could be replaced by cider and
black and the bread could be replaced by scones and crumpets.

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Roy Blewitt
Library Assistant
Birkbeck College (University of London)
Malet Street,
London,
WC1E 7HX
r.blewitt@

We were very seriously considering setting up an IFIS religion once before.
There were some great tax benefits or something - if I recall right, nuns,
monks, priests, etc, don't have to pay poll tax and/or whatever this
particular incarnation of it is called.

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Nick Waterman, Blackberry Unix Systems Administrator, Research In Motion

Alex will not be amused by that. It was her ballgown.
er, yes.....

It honestly wasn't me Dave.
It actually wasn't.