Just heard this from a friend who in turn heard it from some one who said
thatthey heard it from their second cousins Anglican Minister.
Anyway it seems that a non union projectionist in a small cinema near
CastleAnyway it seems that a non union projectionist in a small cinema near
Combe managed to thread the film through the movie projector the wrong way
round and was able to run the film backwards. This event caused the
secretround and was able to run the film backwards. This event caused the
arcane incantations and spells that JK so expertly had hidden in the
moviesscript to be exposed for the whole wide world, or at least those
unfortunatesouls trapped in the auditorium, to see.
It was reported by the few surviours of this horrific event that the
moment theIt was reported by the few surviours of this horrific event that the
film started on its accursed backwards journey that the walls began to
bleed,three women mis-carried (one of whom was not even pregnant) two people
burstinto flame, six people had their flesh boil off and one person reported
thathis regular coke changed to diet.
Once the patrons realised that the events that were unfolding before their
eyesOnce the patrons realised that the events that were unfolding before their
were not in fact Hollywood special effects but actually the work of the
Prince of Darkness Himself it was too late. The fleeing spectators found
thatPrince of Darkness Himself it was too late. The fleeing spectators found
the exits had all been transformed into hell mouths that were now spewing
forthall manner of flesh eating demons.
The disaster would have been all encompassing had it not been for the
aforesaidThe disaster would have been all encompassing had it not been for the
mentioned Minister who, seeing the calamity unfold as he returned from the
snack bar, was able to bless his extra large Bubble-Up and use it as Holy
Watersnack bar, was able to bless his extra large Bubble-Up and use it as Holy
to close the Hellish portals and stop the demon spawn from entering our
planeof existance.
Please heed my words, I'm not making this up. We need to stop this evil
wherePlease heed my words, I'm not making this up. We need to stop this evil
it stands. Forward this message to everyone you can. Only through TRUTH,
ornear truth can this abomination of a movie be stopped and our innocent
childrenbe saved.
Signed
A concerned Person
Signed
A concerned Person
Chris Lyth (Clyth@)
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."--
Doug Larson