I have just been to Hell and back (ie. I've spent the weekend at home in
Worthing, W.Sussex) and already I'm putting my spoke in again!
Apologies in advance.
Now I'm sure the Star Wars experts will be able to correct me on this (I
have seen the films and read "Heir to the Empire", "Dark Force Rising"
and "The Last Command", so I'm not an absolute expert), but could, by
any chance, light sabres only work when used by someone with whom the
Force is strong? This would explain the unusual properties, eg. being
able to deflect "blaster" bolts and each other etc. True, Han uses one
to slice open a taun-taun (how can The Empire Strikes Back be only a "U"
when it includes this, and Luke getting his hand sliced off?!), but he's
close to Luke at the time! Or perhaps he's another Jedi son and doesn't
know it yet...
I know, I'm talking cobblers again - sorry! But I refuse to believe
that they are a bunch of simple lasers. For them to cancel each other
out at only one point, they would have to be all of different
frequencies which only cancel out at one point, meaning they also
interfere constructively and destructively (ie. reinforcing and
cancelling out) all along the length of the sabre! Furthermore, after
the point where they cancel each other out, they'd just carry on again
for another length, and another (you can't stop light just like that
without some sort of barrier if it's being constantly produced!). I may
not have gotten an "A" for my physics A-level (it was modular - that is
my defence, m'lud!), but I know this much! Or is a Physics degree like
a chemistry A-level - do they tell you that everything you learned at
the previous level was a complete lie?
By the way, Andrew Wren - or should I say, Rassilon? When are you going
to grow that beard and develop a deep voice? (Like the big floating
head that appears at the end of The Five Doctors - you know, that story
they showed during Children in Need! Oh, never mind...)
Incidentally, people, haven't we already explained why planets explode
and produce rings already? It's because they explode out the weakest
points, ie. the equators, 'cos of centripetal or centrifugal or whatever
force! NOT just 'cos it looks pretty! Incidentally, doesn't the
exploding planet or whatever at the end of Stargate look suspiciously
like the Klingon moon of Praxis exploding at the start of Star Trek
VI...? (It's not quite the same as the Klingon ship exploding in
Generations being the same one as in STVI, is it?)
That's all I shall say for now - good night! I expect no less than
twenty mails in my "IFIS Circulars" folder when I return tomorrow!
David Chilard
"Schizophrenic Sydney: Wanted for Armed Robbery - Dead And/Or Alive"
Worthing, W.Sussex) and already I'm putting my spoke in again!
Apologies in advance.
Now I'm sure the Star Wars experts will be able to correct me on this (I
have seen the films and read "Heir to the Empire", "Dark Force Rising"
and "The Last Command", so I'm not an absolute expert), but could, by
any chance, light sabres only work when used by someone with whom the
Force is strong? This would explain the unusual properties, eg. being
able to deflect "blaster" bolts and each other etc. True, Han uses one
to slice open a taun-taun (how can The Empire Strikes Back be only a "U"
when it includes this, and Luke getting his hand sliced off?!), but he's
close to Luke at the time! Or perhaps he's another Jedi son and doesn't
know it yet...
I know, I'm talking cobblers again - sorry! But I refuse to believe
that they are a bunch of simple lasers. For them to cancel each other
out at only one point, they would have to be all of different
frequencies which only cancel out at one point, meaning they also
interfere constructively and destructively (ie. reinforcing and
cancelling out) all along the length of the sabre! Furthermore, after
the point where they cancel each other out, they'd just carry on again
for another length, and another (you can't stop light just like that
without some sort of barrier if it's being constantly produced!). I may
not have gotten an "A" for my physics A-level (it was modular - that is
my defence, m'lud!), but I know this much! Or is a Physics degree like
a chemistry A-level - do they tell you that everything you learned at
the previous level was a complete lie?
By the way, Andrew Wren - or should I say, Rassilon? When are you going
to grow that beard and develop a deep voice? (Like the big floating
head that appears at the end of The Five Doctors - you know, that story
they showed during Children in Need! Oh, never mind...)
Incidentally, people, haven't we already explained why planets explode
and produce rings already? It's because they explode out the weakest
points, ie. the equators, 'cos of centripetal or centrifugal or whatever
force! NOT just 'cos it looks pretty! Incidentally, doesn't the
exploding planet or whatever at the end of Stargate look suspiciously
like the Klingon moon of Praxis exploding at the start of Star Trek
VI...? (It's not quite the same as the Klingon ship exploding in
Generations being the same one as in STVI, is it?)
That's all I shall say for now - good night! I expect no less than
twenty mails in my "IFIS Circulars" folder when I return tomorrow!
David Chilard
"Schizophrenic Sydney: Wanted for Armed Robbery - Dead And/Or Alive"