Forwarded mail...., i know its off subject but.....

Atlanta, Ga. - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's
AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be
spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time
the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.

"Frankly, we've never heard of a virus that couldn't spread through Microsoft
Outlook, so our findings were, to say the least, unexpected," said Clive Sarnow,
director of the CDC's infectious disease unit.

The study was immediately hailed by British officials, who said it will save
millions of pounds and thousands of man hours. "Up until now we have, quite
naturally, assumed that both foot-and-mouth and mad cow were spread by
Microsoft Outlook," said Nick Brown, Britain's Agriculture Minister. "By
eliminating it, we can focus our resources elsewhere."

However, researchers in the Netherlands, where foot-and-mouth has recently
appeared, said they are not yet prepared to disqualify Outlook, which has
been the progenitor of viruses such as "I Love You," "Bubbleboy," "Anna
Kournikova," and "Naked Wife," to name but a few.

Said Nils Overmars, director of the Molecular Virology Lab at Leiden
University: "It's not that we don't trust the research, it's just that as scientists,
we are trained to be skeptical of any finding that flies in the face of
established truth. And this one flies in the face like a blind drunk
sparrow."

Executives at Microsoft, meanwhile, were equally skeptical, insisting that
Outlook's patented Virus Transfer Protocol (VTP) has proven virtually
pervious to any virus. The company, however, will issue a free VTP patch
if it turns out the application is not vulnerable to foot-and-mouth.

Such an admission would be embarrassing for the software giant, but Symantec
virologist Ariel Kologne insisted that no one is more humiliated by the study
than she is. "Only last week, I had a reporter ask if the foot-and-mouth
virus spreads through Microsoft Outlook, and I told him, 'Doesn't
everything?'" she recalled. "Who would've thought?"


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Yeah i know its off topic.

Giles