Dracula...
Posted by Chris L on
2001/
03/13 22:42
One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
smoked salmon sandwiches, bridge rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings,
chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps falls on him from
a great height and knocks him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath... "It's Buffet the Vampire
Slayer!"
Chris Lyth (Clyth@)
Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
smoked salmon sandwiches, bridge rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings,
chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps falls on him from
a great height and knocks him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath... "It's Buffet the Vampire
Slayer!"
Yeah, i've only heard that one about 15 times before....
Dracula...
Posted by Chris L on
2001/
03/13 23:05
One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of
smoked salmon sandwiches, bridge rolls, pitted olives, chicken wings,
chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps falls on him from
a great height and knocks him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath... "It's Buffet the Vampire
Slayer!"
Yeah, i've only heard that one about 15 times before....
16 times now then.:-)
Chris Lyth (Clyth@)
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa
Gabor
