----- Original Message -----
From: Timothy Fairclough <clancy327@>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars
Sent: Sunday, March 11, 2001 10:33 PM
Subject: Sienar Fleet Systems Customer Servey Form
Thank you for purchasing a Sienar Fleet Systems military spacecraft. In
order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill
outorder to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill
the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is
notrequired, but the information will help us to develop new products that
bestmeet your needs and desires.
1.
[_] Mr.
[_] Mrs.
[_] Ms.
[_] Miss
[_] Admiral
[_] General
[_] Comrade
[_] Warlord
[_] Classified
[_] Other: ..................................
First Name: ................................
Initial: ........
Last Name: ..................................
Password: ............................. (max. 8 char)
Code Name:..................................
Homeworld: .....................
2. Which model spacecraft did you purchase?
[_] TIE Fighter
[_] TIE Interceptor
[_] TIE Bomber
[_] TIE Avenger
[_] TIE Defender
[_] Scimitar Assault Bomber
[_] Skipray Blastboat
[_] Lambda- Class Shuttle
[_] Sentinel-Class Landing Craft
[_] Interdictor Cruiser
[_] Classified
3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ....../......./......
4. Serial Number:.........................................
5. Please indicate where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package
[_] Catalogue / showroom
[_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order
[_] Discount store
[_] Government surplus
[_] Classified
6. Please indicate how you became aware of the Sienar Fleet Systems
product1.
[_] Mr.
[_] Mrs.
[_] Ms.
[_] Miss
[_] Admiral
[_] General
[_] Comrade
[_] Warlord
[_] Classified
[_] Other: ..................................
First Name: ................................
Initial: ........
Last Name: ..................................
Password: ............................. (max. 8 char)
Code Name:..................................
Homeworld: .....................
2. Which model spacecraft did you purchase?
[_] TIE Fighter
[_] TIE Interceptor
[_] TIE Bomber
[_] TIE Avenger
[_] TIE Defender
[_] Scimitar Assault Bomber
[_] Skipray Blastboat
[_] Lambda- Class Shuttle
[_] Sentinel-Class Landing Craft
[_] Interdictor Cruiser
[_] Classified
3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ....../......./......
4. Serial Number:.........................................
5. Please indicate where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package
[_] Catalogue / showroom
[_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order
[_] Discount store
[_] Government surplus
[_] Classified
6. Please indicate how you became aware of the Sienar Fleet Systems
you have just purchased:
[_] Heard loud noise, looked up
[_] Store display
[_] Espionage
[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[_] Was attacked by one
7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your
decision[_] Heard loud noise, looked up
[_] Store display
[_] Espionage
[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[_] Was attacked by one
7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your
to purchase this Sienar Fleet Systems product:
[_] Style / appearance
[_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value
[_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe
[_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] Sienar Fleet Systems reputation
[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Backroom politics
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used:
[_] Deep Core
[_] Core Worlds
[_] Inner Rim
[_] Mid Rim
[_] Outer Rim
[_] Wild Space
[_] Unknown Regions
[_] Alpha Quadrant
[_] Beta Quadrant
[_] Gamma Quadrant
[_] Delta Quadrant
[_] Other
[_] Classified
9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to
purchase[_] Style / appearance
[_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value
[_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe
[_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] Sienar Fleet Systems reputation
[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Backroom politics
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used:
[_] Deep Core
[_] Core Worlds
[_] Inner Rim
[_] Mid Rim
[_] Outer Rim
[_] Wild Space
[_] Unknown Regions
[_] Alpha Quadrant
[_] Beta Quadrant
[_] Gamma Quadrant
[_] Delta Quadrant
[_] Other
[_] Classified
9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to
in the near future:
[_] Holographic projector
[_] Small Moon
[_] Planetary Turbolasers
[_] Orbital Battlestation
[_] Heavy Blaster Pistol
[_] Concussion Missiles
[_] Yacht
[_] Datapad
[_] Weapons of Mass Destruction
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all
that[_] Holographic projector
[_] Small Moon
[_] Planetary Turbolasers
[_] Orbital Battlestation
[_] Heavy Blaster Pistol
[_] Concussion Missiles
[_] Yacht
[_] Datapad
[_] Weapons of Mass Destruction
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all
apply.)
[_] Communist / Socialist
[_] Terrorist
[_] Crazed
[_] Neutral
[_] Democratic
[_] Dictatorship
[_] Corrupt
[_] Hive Mind
[_] Primitive / Tribal
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
[_] Deficit spending
[_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of glitterstim
[_] Gambling revenues
[_] Personal check
[_] Credit chit
[_] Ransom money
[_] Piracy
12. Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker
[_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary
[_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary
[_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management
[_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General
[_] Retired
[_] Student
13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating
on[_] Communist / Socialist
[_] Terrorist
[_] Crazed
[_] Neutral
[_] Democratic
[_] Dictatorship
[_] Corrupt
[_] Hive Mind
[_] Primitive / Tribal
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
[_] Deficit spending
[_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of glitterstim
[_] Gambling revenues
[_] Personal check
[_] Credit chit
[_] Ransom money
[_] Piracy
12. Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker
[_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary
[_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary
[_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management
[_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General
[_] Retired
[_] Student
13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the
interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating
a regular basis:
[_] Sabacc
[_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage
[_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / misinformation
[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans
[_] Gardening
[_] Crafts
[_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections
[_] Sports
[_] Booze
[_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets
[_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
[_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help Sienar Fleet Systems serve
you[_] Sabacc
[_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage
[_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / misinformation
[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans
[_] Gardening
[_] Crafts
[_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections
[_] Sports
[_] Booze
[_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets
[_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
[_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers
will be used in market studies that will help Sienar Fleet Systems serve
better in the future-as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
specialoffers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious
consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be
registeredconsortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be
to win a brand new TIE Defender in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: Sienar
Fleet Systems Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division.
--
Grand Moff Tim
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of
largeComments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: Sienar
Fleet Systems Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division.
--
Grand Moff Tim
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of
breasts." Chuck
Chris Lyth (Clyth@)
What this world needs is a good five-dollar plasma weapon.