Cats
Posted by Mary-Jane R. on
1998/
01/15 18:29
This is a request to be nicer about cats (ie stop mentioning cutting
their paws off etc.)
If you don't comply, I may have to set my cat Blackie on you. She
despises most of the human race, but especially scientists who discuss
things like sticking bread and butter to the backs of members of her
species.
Thanks,
Mary-Jane
Previously, Roebuck M wrote....
This is a request to be nicer about cats (ie stop mentioning cutting
their paws off etc.)
If you don't comply, I may have to set my cat Blackie on you. She
despises most of the human race, but especially scientists who discuss
things like sticking bread and butter to the backs of members of her
species.
Just be glad they're not suggesting sticking buttered bread to their tummies
too - although I'd guess a cat sandwich would be too furry for most people.
Chris
chris@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> http://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/
"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")
Cats
Posted by James H. on
1998/
01/18 20:42
Well, that's us put in our place then!
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From: Roebuck M
Sent: 15 January 1998 18:29
To: '
ifis-chat@'
Subject: Cats
This is a request to be nicer about cats (ie stop mentioning cutting
their paws off etc.)
If you don't comply, I may have to set my cat Blackie on you. She
despises most of the human race, but especially scientists who discuss
things like sticking bread and butter to the backs of members of her
species.
Thanks,
Mary-Jane
Spooky - RHUL in the news! (was Cats)
Hi,
I was watching the Big Breakfast this morning, whilst they did their
newspaper review and was shocked to hear that Royal Holloway was in the
news. Why? Well apparently a "janitor" had discovered the remains of two
cats, who by all accounts had been "expertly skinned" and eaten - probably
by local students. Now I know boog food is pretty grotty, but surely it's
gotta be better than cat? *8)
Anyway, unfortunately they didn't say which paper it was in, so I
can't tell you all to go and read it for yourselves. Maybe someone else
will see it?
Chris
chris@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> http://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/
"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")
Cats
Posted by Andy P. on
1998/
01/19 09:07
From: Roebuck M <M.Roebuck@>
To: "'
ifis-chat@'" <
ifis-chat@>
Subject: Cats
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 1998 18:29:22 -0000
This is a request to be nicer about cats (ie stop mentioning cutting
their paws off etc.) If you don't comply, I may have to set my cat
Blackie on you. She despises most of the human race, but especially
scientists who discuss things like sticking bread and butter to the
backs of members of her species. Thanks, Mary-Jane
So you would object to the story in todays national papers, about
students at RH, eating cats. Apparently two skelentons were found
in a bin. They had been picked clean. Also a local reported that
two of his cats werte missing !!
If anyone on this list is responsble for this action, please tell us
whether thay do indeed taste like chicken.
Andrew
