Geek Test

Probably one of millions but I found this one quite good :)

http://www.seethru.co.uk/cgi-bin/geek_quiz_d/quiz.cgi

100% Geek (I failed on section 2)
69% Geek second time round

have fun :)

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Erm, failed completely on the first question cos I'm a girl, then went back and
pretended I was a bloke and got 67%

Love,
Lizz

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elizabeth.raikes@ wrote:
HEY???? We're not allowed GEEK CHICKS? The test is even more broken than
I thought.

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On Wed, 8 Nov 2000, Nick Waterman wrote:
It's aimed at Windoze geeks - of course it's broken.

Chris

Asan Tu wrote:
65% geek. "most people" are 66%. I'm LESS geeky than "most people"????
This test is clearly broken.

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I got 66% geek when I pretended I was a bloke!

It's sooo unfair! Why can't we be geeks too?!?!?!? :(

Alex got 63% geek!

Charlotte

I'm 69% geek apparently.

Though the best bit is the interesting statistics at
the end:

49% of Britney Spears fans are virgins
59% of Phillipa Forester fans wear glasses
100% of people who live with their parents have tried
to learn Klingon
100% of people who play S.W.A.T. 3 have considered
killing their workmates
85% of those tested spend time doing useless online
surveys.

I'm glad I don't work for Darren-Bob's company ;)

Oh and hands up all IFIS members who answered "yes" to
the Claudia Christensen autograph question ?

Cheers,

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Paul Ilsley wrote:
2: You will be assimilated
4: Resistence is futile
6: You will become one with The Bob

remind me what rule 8 is? :-)

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It said "requires Windows 95 or better", so I installed Linux.

Is this a Monty Python Bruces Question ? And will I get a slagging for
saying what I think the answer is ?

If not a full reading of the rules will be needed.

Incidentally I've just finished watching 10th Planet and there's a classic
moment in Pt4 where one of the Cyberman actually says "Resistance is usless"

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Philip Ayres wrote:
If memory serves, there is also a scene when the cyberman second
turn to the Cyberleader and says (best Wild Stallions impression):

"Excelent, CyberLeader."

See ya,

Adam

On Wed, 8 Nov 2000, Adam Hattrell wrote:
But does he play air guitar afterwards? *8)

Chris

classic
usless"
No. But for some strange reason any Bob in the room seem to afterwards !

Hey Novemeber 23rd is fast aproaching - lets have a Who night and get
Earthshock on ....

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Unfortunately that is the date which we are having the IFIS pub
crawl for this year because we cannot get the MLT until 8.30pm.

We are planning a Who Weekend soon though.

Adam
Secretary of Doom!

I hope that last year's larcenous activities will not be repeated. Most
deplorable, so it is, and goodness knows there are enough student-hostile
pubs around the place already...

Besides, I don't feel like being the nominated stolen-goods-returner. :-p

Later

Steve :-)
_
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(oO)
/||\

I think we can guaruntee that. Can't we, rest of the committee? ;)
Awwww, but you were so good at it.

Adam
Secretary of......

Rule #1 - Don't leave your specs in a pub you've ransa^H^H^H^H^H frequented.

What route does the IFIS pubcrawl take?
OK, so no larceny. How about lewdness and debaucherie... ? ;)

Love,
Lizz

Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe
And gleefully their hands did rubbe
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I'm not sure.
You must pute the lyrics up to that one on IFIS Chat. It must be
the IFIS Pub Crawl Poem!!!

Adam
Y'know what?
He's the Secretary.

On Wed, 8 Nov 2000 elizabeth.raikes@ wrote:
All the usual suspects within the Engy green area. We're far too lazy to go
down into Egham and the Barlow Mow[1] is the final destination anyway, so
there isn't much point.
Well how would this differ from normal? Can't take you lot anywhere these
days (ooer, fnar, fnar).

Chris
[1] Not that this differs from what we did when the Ascot (may it rest in
peace) was our local.

A brief moment of silence for the first anniversary of the death of
civilised drinking on Egham Hill which we inadvertently missed a few weeks
back....

.

..

...

....

.....

and now pass the peanuts ;-), and onward to Englefield Green.

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Some penance has to be paid for you wussing out on Saturday. Mr Wren made
it and he lives in Brighton or some such place .....

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made
Lancing actually, but Brighton is close enough.


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I wrote:
Nick wrote:
Phil wrote:
Correct. I'll buy you a beer next time your down the
pub. Nick was almost correct as those are rules 1,3
& 5. I can't remember what rule 7 is though...
Probably.

Paul.

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Pauli wrote:
:-)
Reaches for Python Script Book...

Fourth Bruce (JC): "Rule One - No Pooftahs
Rule Two - No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way
whatsoever, if there's anayone watching.
Rule Three - No Pooftahs
Rule Four - I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after
lights out
Rule Five - No Pooftahs
Rule Six - There is _NO_ Rule Six
Rule Seven - No Pooftahs
That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce."

Some might say "Well what relevance is that ?" but IIRC that Python sketch -
together with the Blackadder Bob joke - is one of the founding influences of
the grp now called Bob.

There's a section earlier in the sketch:

Fourth Bruce (JC): "Michael Baldwin, this is Bruce. Michael Baldwin, this
is Bruce. Michael Baldwin, this is Bruce. Michael Baldwin, this is Bruce."
First Bruce (EI): "Is you're name not Bruce than ?"
Michael (TJ): "No it's Michael"
Second Bruce (GC): "That's going to cause some confusion"
Third Bruce (MP): "Yeah. Mind if we call you Bruce, just to keep it clear
?"

I think you get the pt now.

I believe I might have been there when the Bob rules were being written -
it's ringing a bell now - and may have been the one heckling with the cry
every other rule.....

Philip - who loves the Bruces sketch and rates it up there with "The
Spannish Inquisition" and "And did those feet"

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Well, I don't live at home but I did try to learn Klingon, and didn't get very
far, but then again I've tried to learn welsh too.
Ooooh, now I've figured out who the bobs are! The website is very useful...

Love,
Lizz





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It is also full of very embarrassing old pictures.
The sooner Dazza updates it the better!

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They were sufficiently recent enough to figure out which face last thursday
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Paul Ilsley wrote:
Oh yes, it shall be done.
With brand new pictures of much embarrassment.

Darren

I thought the old pics were great!
Shots of you guys back when you were impoverished starving students.
(Before the flab started to appear...)

And the spot-the-bob game is fantastic.

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Where is this marvellous site?

Adam

Hmmm, I am 74% Geek, How splendid. It even has a question about
Louise Jameson!!! (Leela off Doctor Who). And yes, I would have her as a
windows wallpaper.

Adam

All hail the God of Geek! I thought my 72% was a winning score but you have
proved me wrong.


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Bow down and worship me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it was the "Going to a Doctor Who convention in a Waistcoat
and Frock Coat, my familiar Thursday night garb, which clinched it.

Adam
Secretary of Geekly Godness.

Shift along the altar - I'm 74% geek as well. Don't know how I managed that.
Must be some good guesses.

Oh well, nothing for it - off online shopping at http://ww.thinkgeek.com/.

Mark

Knit one, Perl one.

It's an odd test. I clocked in at 73%, and I thought I was far too
out-of-touch with the latest technology for that.

I guess you must get a lot of points for the Louise Jameson question.
Actually, I had a poster of her on my childhood bedroom wall for about 10
years. That was along with Pamela Hensley, who I thought won out as SF babes
went. (Oh how I longed to be a 20th century man catapulted forward into the
25th century, and abducted by aliens to provide breeding stock.....)

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