funny

This should amuse you guys. What would your name stand
for if you were a cyborg?
Apparently I'm a "Cybernetic Lifeform Assembled for
Repair and Exploration".

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html

Clare

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Adrian:
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capacity to house an evil spirit,"
--Reverend Jim Peasboro

Adrian, etc...

I get the follwoing...
Cybernetic Android Responsible for Logical Observation and Sabotage


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This tagline has been cruelly tested on cute furry animals.

"Let me try on your dress, it turns me on when we're a mess...
We won't live forever now, so let's make the most of it somehow"

"Networked Obedient Technician Hardwired for
Infiltration and Nocturnal Gratification"@lostsoul.freeserve.co.uk

But Carlos, I thought you were sweet and fluffy!?

A.D.A.M - Android Designed for Assasination and Mathematics.

Adam

That's sooo cool! One of mine was Individual Optimized for Nocturnal
Assasination (Classic) and Paul's was based on Luke (don't ask), which gave
Lifeform Used for Killing and Exploration. Good team, I guess (tee hee).

*K*

I think I'm a

Mobile Accumulator of Random Knowledge
or possibly
Made from Amstrad Robot Kit

Mark

What happens if you drop a Clanger?

The Soup Dragon gets upset?

Dominic

The Soup Dragon comes to get you. Rather obvious I'd have thought.

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Philip Ayres wrote:
Oh, I don't know... I thought maybe The Iron Chicken might come to their
rescue again.

... and if there are too many members of IFIS too young to know what
we're talking about, I can lend you a BBC video with a couple of
episodes on it - they're fairly brief, so we could even show them
before/after a short film one week, or perhaps as part of an episodic
video evening, EG in breaks between episodes of buffy or whatever?

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errors.

What? Showing cartoons before the main feature film?
What next? B-Movies?

When I saw Watership Down in the cinema, it was preceeded by a documentary
about maoris building canoes....

Dominic.

And a film about the post office in the interval (apparently,
according to my mother, they used to show these) with Doris walking up and
down the aisle with a torch selling Ice Creams.

Adam

"Thomas, Dominic" wrote:
When I saw Hollow Man (yes, as recently as that!) there was a short film
before the main movie. It was called "Cookie Thief", by "Big Daddy Film
Co", and was apparently based on a poem by Sylvia Potts, whoever she is.
It's clearly a BLATANT rip-off of a very very old "true story" that once
happenned to Douglas Adams at Cambridge station.

Curiously enough, a web-search for sylvia potts' poem finds one that's
about cookies being "stolen" in an AIRPORT, though the film has it back
on a STATION again, like Douglas' original, but it gives NO CREDIT
WHATSOEVER to DNA, just to the dreadfull tacky version sylvia potts
wrote.

It apparently DID happen to DNA way back in the early 70s, it was
mentionned in "So Long and Thanks For All The Fish" as "really
happenning" to Aurthur Dent, but since then, it seems to have entered
urban legend, and awful poets have written tacky poetry about it, and
fairly poor film-makers have filmed short films about it, and nobody
seems to know that it was DNA who started it all, or give him any credit
for it...

... ah well... DNA doesn't seem to care either.

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