Dalek Propaganda Message

A MESSAGE TO TERRIFY YOU PUNY HUMANS INTO SUBMISSION TO DALEK INVASION!!!

The Electricity generated by one half-second blast from a Dalek Gun Stick could power the Blackpool illuminations for seventy-three years.

Every Dalek is constructed of special Skaro metal that's so tough that if you dropped a Dalek from the moon, it would land safely on Earth the right way up.

Inside a Dalek casing is a special unit for summoning aid from other Daleks. However, this has never been used because no Dalek has ever needed help.

Daleks don't drink halves and they never go home before midnight.

The Daleks are so bastard hard that they're not afraid to take anyone outside.

One Dalek could pleasure every woman on Earth for a week.

The Daleks' Mum is bigger that your Mum!

Be whoever you want to be with another.com
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Grow up.

Andy

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07968 357 854


----- Original Message -----
From: <The_Daleks@>
To: <chat@>
Sent: Tuesday, September 05, 2000 2:21 PM
Subject: Dalek Propaganda Message
could power the Blackpool illuminations for seventy-three years.
you dropped a Dalek from the moon, it would land safely on Earth the right
way up.
Daleks. However, this has never been used because no Dalek has ever needed
help.
outside.

Andrew Wren wrote:
[snip]
Perhaps you mean...

Grow up The_Daleks@
Grow up Mrs_Doyle@
Grow up Auntie_Doris@

... for they are one.

Thankyou for your assistance funmail / another.com. No, please don't
bother deleting the account this time. Ta anyway.

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Nick Waterman. Senior Systems Administrator, Sony Interactive Services
mailto:nick-sig@ http://www.nilex.co.uk/~nick/
AX25:G7RZQ@#32.GBR.EU #include <stddisclaimer> Team *AMIGA*!
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Um excuse me but what exactly was the problem?
Adam posted some SF related humour to Chat. He used the account he has
access to
while not on campus. He gave himself a pseudonym that anyone who knows him
will recognise him from
so it isn't anonymous.
What is the problem?

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Chris Lyth (Clyth@)

Why did the tachyon cross the road? Because it was on the other side.




----- Original Message -----
From: Nick Waterman <nickw@>
To: <chat@>
Sent: Thursday, September 07, 2000 6:32 PM
Subject: Re: Dalek Propaganda Message

Apart from the shocking inaccuracies in what he said ?

:-)

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Philip Ayres
payres@
www.netcomuk.co.uk/~payres
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The problem was that I had just got in from a bad journey home and that fell
into my inbox. We had a rash of them last year as I'm sure you remember. A
few people found them funny, the rest found it intensly irritating. I may
have over-reacted, but I thought it best to kill this off as soon as
possible.


Andy

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andy@
www.knightsofni.freeserve.co.uk
07968 357 854

Or alternatively they could amuse the girls at IFIS for about 30 minutes on a Thursday night....

Iz

Now, I don't like to brag......who am I kidding, I *love* to brag!

Your email address says a lot about you.
Express yourself @ another.com

ah, well, in that case, i wonder where i put my sink plunger and
Dalek bumps...

Adam