Auntie Doris

Well, I did it then, wasn't it fun last night watching all us mad loonies in
our fancy dress costumes.

Actually, I quite enjoyed it. In fact we must do something like that again
some time!!!!

Adam

On Fri, 25 Feb 2000, Cummins ARJ wrote:
And I've got a ~15 mins worth of it on tape for people to show their kids
and warn them about the dangers of joining IFIS *8).
Freaking out the clones in the common room was definitely fun *8). If you
do plan on dressing up as Auntie Doris more often, a bunch of IFIS females
should drag you off dress shopping or something.

Chris

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"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

My favourite bit was when I scared those 2 blokes who were absolutely off
their faces and didn't realise that I wasn't a woman until I just took the
wig off right in front of them!! Then of course they called me 'little
house on the prairie' and Simon 'evil'...
Oh Joy! Won't that be fun then (I can just see my Mother's face now....)

Adam

"Well, you're a beautiful woman, probably..."
The Doctor - City of Death.

That's right, I was.....

can i have a copy please ... especially as I was dressed up so 'normal', i
need to see how bad that was >8) also, i couldnt see what was going on
properly...
goto rock soc then ... well it used to be like that ... thats why i was
told *looks all shy and coy*
Why can't any IFIS males take him dress shopping? Everyone knows that all
those ponsy dress designers really design them for men/themselves
(explains all the sharp straight lines and their choice of models). We
could then all go and do each others nails/hair...

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On Fri, 25 Feb 2000, Carlos *innocent* wrote:
^---------- <cough>bulls**t</cough> *8)
Ideally I want to turn it into an MPEG, but I've no idea how *8). If
people provide me with tapes I imagine I should be able to make copies.
Well I guess a bunch of IFIS males could take him (ooer), but I figured
the females would have a better idea what would look good on him.

Chris

There are of course shops that specialise in ladies clothing for men. I
believe that by asking a couple of friends I could locate some for you in
the Liverpool Street sort of area. I've had a mental bookmark on them in
case I ever went Rocky Horroring again.

The staff there probably have an even better idea of what looks good on a
man.

Alternatively, hang around Soho on a Friday night and ask the first
transvestite you see where he buys his clothes.

Dominic

"Today is a good day for sarcasm."

Well there are shops in staines which seem to have no problems with men
trying on and buying a dress. The one next to the charity shop (cant think
which one) is always a good bet. And boots in staines is also great for
make up, and it isnt to expensive either.
or goto a rachel stamp gig and ask the blokes there ... much safer then
hanging around soho, for starters you wont have scary people trying to
pick you in Soho *8)

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This is all starting to run away with itself now isn't it, not that I mind
dressing up as Auntie Doris...
Oh, I'm off to Staines tomorrow. (probably won't be buying any dresses
though)
Okay........

Adam

Need a PC with a TV-in type connector on it (usually on the graphics
card) and after that its quiet easy to record things (well I thought it
was). If I give you a blank tape next wednesday/thursday could i please
have a copy , pretty please O<>O

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Oh dear, he's hooked.
It'll be silky underwear and stockings next.
There'll be no stopping him.
He'll be swapping fashion tips with Eddie Izzard.

Anyone who watched "So Graham Norton" the other day might remember these
pictures...
http://www.aristotle.net/~domiller/gallery.html

Dominic

"Thirty percent of people in this country keep a PC in the bedroom.
What are they doing with them in there?" [David Clark - Compaq (UK)]

Yes, but I looked much better than that weird American bloke though.

Adam

In article <8EE7845D871BD311B0E900E0292A082601FBDB3E@>, Cummins ARJ <A.R.J.Cummins@> wrote:
We did indeed completely freak the straights :-)

Certainly, I would be delighted to see you dressed up for Killercon. You
would not be the first person at Gaming/ SF cons who does a drag act. I was
sad not to see the skit- would you actually want to *do* the skit -if so, we
can find you a slot, I'm sure. A brave man if you do, mind :-)

I know that Chris T. wants to play a girly in Simon's Ultraviolet thingy if
he ever turned it into a LARP, so perhaps you could give him some tips
(apart from the obvious one). After all, with his *height*, which is the one
thing you cannot change, he should find it easy to fool people, should he
work a bit at some of the more changeable elements :-)

I certainly thought you were absolutely excellent, which considering that
there was presumably a fairly limited amount of time/ money/ thought
applied...

You're all mad :-) :-)

Weee...... (runs off into the sunset cackling insanely with glee)

Jenny Gould

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I would have to see about not going home at the weekend which might be OK
and if Clare would be willing to lend me the wig and make me up again.
Ummm.......
Why, thank you very much!

Adam.

Auntie Doris?? that's really scary because I actually do have an Auntie
Doris!!!

Charlotte