Simon said
Like any book review, these are matters of opinion. I intend them to be
amusing or thought-provoking, (didn't someone say we weren't getting >enough
SF chat?) and I hope the only person whose ego-structure should be >reliant
on the quality of Mr Eddings' work (that is Mr Eddings, of course) is not
actually reading this. So, if you take this personally and your name is >not
David Eddings, then you have probably misunderstood something. If you
disagree by all means say so - and why.
I was not taking anything personally. I just wanted to know precisely what people disliked about the Eddings books.
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Subject: THe David Eddings Award for Painful Prose
In article <"/GUID:00C91622BF73D111BB50000000000001*"@MHS>, Lyth Chris <Chris.C.Lyth@> wrote:
Why are people getting at mr Eddings books?
They are undemanding fun. And that is all they are intended to be.
Therefore it is not nice to slag them off for not being intellectual
enough for you.
I failed to slag them off for a lack of intellectual content. I slag them
off for being unbearably irritating. I read about 60% of one before I
screamed "enough already" and threw it back into the miserable corner where
it belongs. I never read any others, so I probably cannot defend my
opinions with academic rigour. So I will use my own small rhetorical
abilities, instead.
The book was "Pawn of Prophecy", which had been recommended as the beginning
of a mighty epic. The main character (I forget his name - he's not worth
remembering) was a weak-willed crybaby being bullied by an overweening aunt
who should have been told to fuck off in no uncertain terms somewhere around
page 16.
When the main character failed to do so, I did. I gave him about half the
book to do it - he wouldn't. Simple as that. I cannot read a book that is
mainly dialogue between one character I hold as utterly pathetic and another
who I hate. "Intellectual" doesn't come into it.
The only other book I can think of that I genuinely gave up on and left
unfinished was an incredible feat of writing committed by someone called
William Hope Hodgeson - a thing that goes by the name of "The Night Land".
It's got a super plot completely let down by terrible writing. Not only is
it full of the sort of purple prose that makes Emily Bronte or H.P.Lovecraft
look terse, but it is also completely devoid of reported speech. It is
about 200,000 words of first-person description, and is all-but-impossible
to read. I spent the first 200 pages waiting for the scene-setting
narrative to finish and the dialogue to start. That "OK, I know where we
are - now what is happening" feeling. Then I skimmed the rest ... and the
dialogue never does start. Another candidate for the David Eddings Corner,
I'm afraid...
If your name *is* David Eddings - did you write anything with likeable
characters in it? And as for you, Mr Hodgeson, you appear to be dead. So do
be quiet, there's a good chap.
Simon
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