A song.

I just picked this up off a newsgroup. It should go well here.

I now give you "The Great CThullu":


Oh yes I'm the great Cthullu
pretending that I'm eating you
My appetite is such that I eat too much
I'm hungry but no one can tell

Oh yes I'm the Great Cthullu
Sunken at the bottom of the world
I await the tides so I may rise
Then I can eat you and your family until I hurl

Too real is this hungry deep down inside
Too real when I feel the need to eat your heart and throw away the rest
like a peel


Oh yes I'm the Great Cthullu
Just slimey and green like a snake
I sleep in the town of R'ley where you can't see
I'm planning to eat you like chocolate shake

Too real is this hungry deep down inside
Too real when I feel the need to eat your heart and throw away the rest
like a peel


Oh yes I'm the Great Cthullu
Just slimey and green like a snake
I sleep in the town of R'ley where you can't see
I'm planning to eat you like Dairy Queen shake



Chris Lyth (clyth@)
The world won't end in darkness,
It'll end in family fun
With Coca-Cola clouds
Behind a Big Mac sun.
- One God by The Beautiful South

Previously Mr. Lyth said:
<Cthulhoid song snipped>

OK. As Keeper of the Cult of the Beany Cthulhu, I feel obliged to respond to
this. Thus it gives me great pleasure (and increases my standing with He Who
Sleeps In Sunken R'lyeh) to present:
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The Cthulhu Song
Sing to: Tiny Toons Theme

[Drum roll]
[logo rises out of a animated ocean turmoil like R'lyeh, only different.]

We're slimey, we're Squishy,
We're all a little fishy,
You humans are de-lishy and we're feasting on your brains.
We're abysmal creatures,
With gross horrific features,
Against Cthuloid cultists all the good guys go insane!

So here is Miskatonic U. where all the creatures dwell,
Take a look at a mythos book and find yourself in hell.

Your guns aren't defective,
They just aren't real effective.
Our feast of human flesh and souls is tasting swell!

Your magic and voodoo will not stop great C'thulhu.
Don't eat with the Tchoo Tchoo,
The Migo steal your brain!
Here's Narly, Tsathoggua,
And over there's Cthuga,
Don't forget Ithaqqua, and Hastur hates his name.

So here's Dread R'lyeh where the angles are all wrong.
You'll melt your brain and go insane if you stay here too long.

We're slimey, we're squishy
We're all a little fishy,
Our feast of human flesh and souls is about to start!

(And now we'll eat your heart.)
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I thank you very much.

For more Cthulhu filks, try:

http://www.tigerden.com/~lilith/Library/Random/cthufilk.html
http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/nickm/Ha/nbc.html

And for all you wannabe High Priests, try:

http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/cultist.html

Later,

Steve :-)
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