love sex etc.

I thought it was " Behind every great man there was a shocked woman"

"Behind every successful man there is a very surprised mother",
isn't it?!Near enough anyway....- Jen

Oh alright. This post is off-topic, but in case you don't know Gamesoc, that
nice bunch of friendly roleplaying weirdos are having a convention on the
weekend of 4th/5th March.

It even looks like we will be having an opportunity to hit each other over
the head with rubber swords, and I'm sure Star Wars type light sabre fights
could be arranged :-)

Up-to-date details can be found on our web-site, or by harrassing various
people on Thursday night or even turn up for a Gamesoc meet on Monday
evening. If you are basically an SF sort, but are interested in running
something vaguely appropriate at Killercon, speak to me, and I'll find you
some room in our schedule.

We will also be showing films and I hope we can get second-hand SF books for
sale, which should interest you all. As well as lots of games, roleplaying,
dressing up, etc cetera...

Anyway, 'll shut up now, and leave you all to flirting :-)

Jenny Gould

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In article <E12Isfv-0000Sf-00@>, jenny@ wrote:
You could always join in. See anything that you like?


Simon

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How about: "behind every great man there's a woman laughing"

I will now debunk all of these with a simple statement:

I'm great and I have no woman !

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[sob]

You're horribly biased, sweetpea *8).

On Sat, 5 Feb 2000, Drummond K wrote:
I give up - I have absolutely no idea as to what this is replying to. Come
on guys - at least keep some of the previous message *8).

Chris
PS And why is everyone copying _MY_ smiley! Or has everyone in IFIS
suddenly started wearing glasses and sprouting vast amounts of hair? *8(

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christ@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> http://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

[Random Rubbish Snipped]
I don't know about everyone in IFIS, but I've had big hair and glasses for
years. And I don't copy your smiley, so there.

In the meantime, Kerry, you can't do anything to Steve, because I've already
immunised him against all forms of bio-engineered disease/microorganism/
infection etc using a specially tailored form of basophyll, created in my
underground laboratory underneath Founder's. After all, we wouldn't want the
High Priest of the Cult of the Cuddly Cthulu to go down with anything
*nasty* would we?

<demonic cackle fading into the distance>

Ron

-----Original Message-----
To : 'chat@' <chat@>
Date : 05 February 2000 16:14:02
Subject : RE: love sex etc.
Ok What ever has world domination got to do with love and sex unless that is how
you plant to do it!


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From yourname@ to yourname@
Put some Ali G force into your email now - only from
http://www.funmail.co.uk

Does that mean they've gotten rid of the hash plantation,
underground swimming pool and torture chamber then?

Iz

Oh No, Izzy, I work in the hash plantation (where else do you think I get
these bloody silly ideas from?).

I use the underground swimming pool a coolant for the nuclear reactor that I
knocked up one day in the physics lab. And as for the torture chamber...

you have a torture chamber ... wow! ... can I come and visit, I can bring
my own tools and subjects to work on
... please can I? *huge puppy eyes* Please can I? ...

OI!!

None of you lot even dare touch my TARDIS. I've parked it down there whilst
I carry out repairs on it. Since the Chameleon Circuit is working however
you won't be able to find it as it will have taken a shape to blend into
it's surroundings (whether that's the lab, hash plantation or torture
chamber I won't tell you though).

Adam.

What if someone smokes it by mistake?

Iz

Did I say that it was in the hash plantation? No, I didn't. But has anyone
noticed the recent addition of an Iron Maiden to the torture chamber? Just
thought I'd mention it.

Adam

Cummins ARJ wrote:
It's nice to see a torture chamber with guest bands.
Adds a touch of class that.

Darren

Who next, Spinal Tap, Nick Cave singing all of 'murder ballads', Fugees
singing 'killing me softly' ... take me away before I think of anymore
*8), shoot me now (or just take me to the torture chamber please).

No you silly sods. The iron maiden as in the metal spiky box torture thing
which my TARDIS is disguised as...Oh shit, I've let the cat out of the bag
there!

Adam

thing
Bit obvious wasn't it ? If you want to hide a TARDIS choose something that
hasn't been tried on the show - IE No Grandfather Clocks, Organs,
Horseboxes, Fire Places, Ionic Columns, Suspicious looking Statues or Police
Boxes.....

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something
My TARDIS was disguised as a small plastic toy TARDIS but I snapped
it in half while trying to open it out into the console room back-drop. =
Now
I am trapped on Earth, forced to wander the highways and byways of this =
back
water time. I knew I should have bought the Teetrap with real leather
wings!!! <SIGH>

bye bye

(hR)S2ph=A3r

Philip Wrote:
Then 3rd of 6 AKA Darren Bob questioned thusly:
I don't believe there was any size limitation given on the size of the
Tardis' outer plasmic shell - when the Doctor was demonstrating how the
Chameleon circuit would work in Logopolis he at one point drew a Pyramid.

What would your feet be standing on in the Tardis though ? Assume the tops
of the boots are the doors - the inner wall and console are generally a bit
further than 10cm from the door......

Although a silly example it does make the point that a Tardis must somewhere
have a door - if not necessarily visible or of the same proportions as the
inner doors. In some Doctor Who episodes the Tardis is seen to directly
open out onto the exterior - Unearthly Child 2 and Pyramids of Mars 3(?)
spring to mind. In others there appears to be some space between the doors
and the console room. In one circumstance the Tardis has been shown to have
more than one set of interior doors - from the main and reserve console
room - so it's possible for 2 doors to be linked to the same exit .....

Then CA Mead enscribed the following words:
Bad luck. I had a similar experience recently with the wings on my (much
admired) Dragon Megatron.
this
Tetraps aren't the best. Go for a Dalek or a Sea Devil. www.dapol.co.uk
I was really hoping the Melkur would be better than it is :-(

Genesis of the Daleks 2 on Tuesday. For those really itching to see the
(cancelled) Inferno following my article in the Mag (is it out yet) I've got
a copy here ....

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Philip Ayres wrote:
If you had very large feet could you hide the fact with two TARDIS'
disguised
as small shoes?

Darren

If you like, sweetpea...

Oh har, har.

Well, Carlos, as I said, the torture chamber is _mine_ , so you'll have to
ask me _very_ nicely. Beg, boy, beg...

can you please take me to the torture chamber *acts all shy and coy*
please ... *on his knees looking up very angelicly* can i please visit the
torture chamber ... *uses big brown eyes* I promise to behave ... if you
want ... *looks up all hurt* I've never been to a torture chamber, can i
please see yours? ... *begins to whimper* pretty please ... with sugar on
top ... *looking lost and innocent* i am on my knees so will you please
let me in ... please can i visit your torture chamber ... i'll bring ice
cream and chocolate ... i am on my knees begging, so please can i come
*smiles as sweetly as possible* ... I'll be your friend for ever and ever
... *walks closer on his knees* i'll do anything you ask, please
... *sulks* please can i? ... just want a small tour ... and a chance to
play as well ... *gives an innocent look* please can i?
... *HUGE PUPPY DOG EYES* it wouldnt be along visit
... *flutters eyelashes -flutter flutter* i'll be on my best behaviour
... *looks all cute & helpless* just a quick visit ... please ... can i?
*moves in to corner on his knees*
*sulks*


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Thats it!!! I'm moving the old girl (ie my TARDIS) out of the basement as
soon as possible. I won't be able to work on her repairs with that sort of
thing going on in the background (plus, you would never let me join in).

Adam.

On Thu, 10 Feb 2000, Cummins ARJ wrote:
I thought, given the camera, that you prefered to watch? *8)

Chris

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christ@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> http://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

What are you suggesting?! We're not all afraid of cameras you know (and
what about you at the christmas dinner with the camera? And yes, I do know
they were for the website).

It's just that I oh so rarely get the chance to join in with anything these
days.

Adam.

Carlos, down boy, you're slobbering on the upholstry
Iz

Impressive, Carlos, dear. I'll think about it for you, shall I?

What Ron isn't saying is that the torture chamber is mine! All Mine! (Evil
laughter of the echoey variety).

On Thu, 10 Feb 2000, Drummond K wrote:
You don't need a torture chamber - your tickling fingers are torture
enough. Not that I'd know - I'm definitely not ticklish. *8)

Chris

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christ@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> http://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

Oh really? <:-)

I am sure my house mates know were its gone, its proably in the attic and
they just havent told me *8(

But, Ron. dear, they don't know anything about you being my devoted
worshipper and assistant... oops, I've let the cat out of the bag *looks
innocent and angelic*
Goddess, Alien, Mad Scientist and Bookworm.

There was me thinking I was the only innocent and angelic looking one,
*looks all innocnet and angelic* , i am honest *huge puppy eyes* ...

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Carlos, dear, you can look somewhat angelic and yes, even innocent on the
odd occasion, but _I_ have dibs on the puppy dog eyes (they work every
time).

I DO LOOK ANGELIC, can't you see my little halo, woops ... just
have to pick it up of the floor.
I always look innocent, i've never been proven guilty ... yet
Yes i know they work, thats why i use them as well *8)
We can share the puppy dog eyes ...sharing is fun ... *huge puppy dog eyes*
... can we please share ...

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Like I said, Carlos, they're my speciality. By all means, use them, but I'm
the goddess of great big begging irresistable brown puppy dog eyes.

On Thu, 10 Feb 2000, Carlos Roman wrote:
I'm sorry, but I hope I'm not the only one with mental images of these two
wandering around with a marble bag.... *shudder*

Chris

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"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

Why, Chris, what ever do you mean *uses the eyes in a sweetly menacing
fashion*

Tribut to the temptress Kerry:

"She's a killer queen, dynamite and a laser beam,guaranteed to blow your
mind, anytime"

Why thank you *flutters eyelashes* (yes, I know that scares people, that's
the whole point).

Can we argue on this point?

Iz


PS: Competition
And can someone explain the attraction of the vampire Willow eps
WITHOUT using the words : leather, tight OR incoherent and slightly dodgy
grunts?

Sorry Iz, dear, but you can't argue an incontrovertable fact.

Maybe not, but you can have fun trying....

True, I do enjoy a good arguement. Shall we dance?

Can I join in? I promise not to step on anyones toes ...


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i would just like to say that i've always used the 'smiley face', before I
was ever on IFIS chat ... I never realized you had the copyrights to it
*8)

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