tests

I've done another of those tests and have found out that I am 63% loony.
Couldn't find a sexual frustration test though.

Adam

"The second worst flammable building in England is not the best place to
store me for any length of time" - Adam 'Saturnalius' Cummins (think about
it, and it's not because I'm a pyromaniac)

"The second worst flammable building in England is not the best place to
store me for any length of time" - Adam 'Saturnalius' Cummins (think about
it, and it's not because I'm a pyromaniac)

It's not the second most flammable since the little fire at windsor Castle. It got promoted.

On Wed, 19 Jan 2000, Cummins ARJ wrote:
Thats a very poor score, but then I can't complain - I only got 75%. On
the plus side I am a Irish Setter *wags tail*.
Oh thats easy

1) Are you alive and single?
yes = 100%
no = 0%

And no, there isn't a test for cynics(sp?) either.

Chris

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"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

What about

2) Are you insanely tidy, continually tidying up mess that isn't your
making?
Yes = 500%
No = 0%

In article <Pine.GSO.4.20.0001200914400.9223-100000@>, Chris Turner <christ@> wrote:
[...]
Not quite right, Chris.

Any female in IFIS who wants sex can get it, I would have thought. Now if
they care *who*, that's different. There are opportunities available.
Some of them are pretty grim - and no, I'm not going to name names - but
they are pretty available.

The point is that our single IFIS lady might *choose* to be single, rather
than being forced into singleness. She might make that choice because she
doesn't happen to feel sexual frustration - and therefore singleness doesn't
automatically indicate sexual frustration. There is such a thing as
discernment.

Besides, you are also assuming that the *males* of IFIS actually care about
sex. The "Cosmo" myth of "every six seconds" is actually bollocks. Some
men don't care too much. It is possible that there are men in IFIS who just
don't fancy the hassle of a relationship.

You are also assuming that all the males who are not single are actually
getting sex out of their relationships.

I'd say that all of those were rather bold assumptions.
Keep dreaming. I was being cynical before you were born...



Simon

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simon@ wrote:
Indeed, still thought it was funny though.


Darren

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - "I will not lie to you. In this job you will be
shot at"

Not a bad rough approximation though.

6 1/2 years and counting ....
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2000 simon@ wrote:
I don't recall claiming it was meant to be right - it was meant to be a bit
of light humour. I don't even get the wrong score on it (Not that I've been
taking these tests seriously - Irish Setter indeed *8).

[Stuff snipped]
You can hardly complain about making assumptions - who says that IFIS
women (or men) can only date within IFIS. Now admittedly the majority of
IFIS women are at the moment, but...
And that means no-one else can be cynical? Now who is dreaming? *8)

Chris

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christ@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> http://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

And there i was thinking Rock soc was sexually frustrated ...
about
Some
just
I'll probably get shot for saying this, but you're right ... not all men
are looking for a *shag*, just most.
i've found that one or two IFIS *female* members are more sexually
frustrated than the male members (adding names would turn this into a
very bitchy rant). Most people can get what they want (male/female),
just depends how low they want to go (no pun intended here).
rather
this also applies to the male members i would have thought (well, i know
it does).

in my opinion, no *sex* is worse than the other, they're just as bad as
each other, except *males* get picked on more. Neither is more sexually
frustrated than the other, just that women hide it better (?).

what started as a nice joke has seemed to stir up lots of feelings, rant
on ...

Yes, but now it's bitchy speculation instead....

Iz
PS Can anyone recommend some good (available) manga films to allow me to
fill a worrying gap in my education?

What have I started, what have I done....??
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

Adam

On Mon, 24 Jan 2000, Cummins ARJ wrote:
Every social group needs a bit of gossip - IFIS more than most. *8)

Chris

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christ@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> http://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

You've created a monster!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! *scream!!*

Ahem. Right. Before making the recommendation, it is usually quite
important what kind of films you like. But without going into
specifics, some of the ones I particularly like are:

Gall Force
AD Police
Bubble Gum Crisis
Bubble Gum Crash
Ghost In The Shell
Patlabor
Macross / Robotech (an ABSOLUTE MUST see for all who are interested in
manga)
Apple Seed

Akira seems to be everyone's recommendation for an "introduction",
although I don't like it as much as it is popular.

Urotsukidoji is a very dodgy one to recommend because of opinions that
people will form if somebody even admitts to seeing it, let alone
liking. I am not even going to speculate what people would think if
somebody admitted to owning a copy... Of the whole series... ;)

A Manga night (weekend?) has been planned, but I still don't know
when.

Charlotte - any news on this? It would be nice to do it some time
soon.

The we could start some time early Saturday afternoon, and go on until
late on Sunday. We could, say, leave the really dodgy stuff like
Urotsukidoji for the late night showing from 23:00 to about 05:00 on
Sunday morning. And of course take note of who was there as material
for extensive blackmailing later. ;)

Later!

Gordan

I know you'll all shout because this isn't SF, but i got 93% on the insanity
score....

Iz

I shall refrain from insane cackling and emit a small chuckle instead.
<aha-ha>