Ladies and gentlemen Hush now. The publicity dude would like to speak. Raise your glasses people.
Ladies and Gentlemen
It is I, the most excellent publicity dude with news of this week's feature.
I have been told by Chairman Ruddick (capitalism will rise again, don't you
worry.) that this weeks feature (I say been told because I was absent (and
may I say, most manificent in my absence if I dare say so myself) from the
committee meeting where we basically plan global domination and the films
that we will show (you know, the ones that pull in all you gullible
punters...did I say gullible punters? I meant lucky members :o) lol)...I
hope that IFIS hasn't gone all communist otherwise we're all doomed...doomed
you hear Capt. Mannering)...,where was I before they take me away? oh
yes...This weeks feature shall be:
{fanfare (like MANU get when they walk out the tunnel for each CHAMPIONS
LEAGUE game - ah ha, I've done it now, I've mentioned football, my ass is
going to be so red with flames I won't be able to sit down for a week-kind
of like the time I visited Sweden and met that nice farmer with the pig and
took those funny red pills that made me rather buxom...}-note I took Sweden
arbitarily because its the only one that came to mind that I could spell at
1:40 in the morning (yes its true...I have no life. Laugh at the publicity
man for he is truly sAd. I'm not just sad i'm sAd. I'm super sad. My
highlight of the day is getting the milk in from the doorstep before it gets
warm that sort of sAd).
Seriously though. I say seriously so I shall say it in caps (which in
netland I've been told means shouting so thats good enough for me.)
S E R I O U S B I T N O W
This weeks feature shall be:
The Mummy on DVD Format (Unless I'm informed otherwise but it is on Video if
the DVD goes awol)
Thursday 20 January 2000
7pm MLT
Look out for my posters. Bring your mates down as we can always do with new
members. As you probably know by now we're experimenting with new pubs so
I've no idea where we're frequenting this week (Charlotte?) but do please
come along. Its always a great laugh and we can always do with some new
brains to feast upon...
So I say Catch Y'all Later.
Go Bucks! Go Dolphins! Go Jags! Go Stars! Go Supersonics! Go ManU.! Go
Ferrari!
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Anthony Giovanni Beschizza
Hey, if we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
Internet: http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/fuji/3780
It is I, the most excellent publicity dude with news of this week's feature.
I have been told by Chairman Ruddick (capitalism will rise again, don't you
worry.) that this weeks feature (I say been told because I was absent (and
may I say, most manificent in my absence if I dare say so myself) from the
committee meeting where we basically plan global domination and the films
that we will show (you know, the ones that pull in all you gullible
punters...did I say gullible punters? I meant lucky members :o) lol)...I
hope that IFIS hasn't gone all communist otherwise we're all doomed...doomed
you hear Capt. Mannering)...,where was I before they take me away? oh
yes...This weeks feature shall be:
{fanfare (like MANU get when they walk out the tunnel for each CHAMPIONS
LEAGUE game - ah ha, I've done it now, I've mentioned football, my ass is
going to be so red with flames I won't be able to sit down for a week-kind
of like the time I visited Sweden and met that nice farmer with the pig and
took those funny red pills that made me rather buxom...}-note I took Sweden
arbitarily because its the only one that came to mind that I could spell at
1:40 in the morning (yes its true...I have no life. Laugh at the publicity
man for he is truly sAd. I'm not just sad i'm sAd. I'm super sad. My
highlight of the day is getting the milk in from the doorstep before it gets
warm that sort of sAd).
Seriously though. I say seriously so I shall say it in caps (which in
netland I've been told means shouting so thats good enough for me.)
S E R I O U S B I T N O W
This weeks feature shall be:
The Mummy on DVD Format (Unless I'm informed otherwise but it is on Video if
the DVD goes awol)
Thursday 20 January 2000
7pm MLT
Look out for my posters. Bring your mates down as we can always do with new
members. As you probably know by now we're experimenting with new pubs so
I've no idea where we're frequenting this week (Charlotte?) but do please
come along. Its always a great laugh and we can always do with some new
brains to feast upon...
So I say Catch Y'all Later.
Go Bucks! Go Dolphins! Go Jags! Go Stars! Go Supersonics! Go ManU.! Go
Ferrari!
----------------------------------------------
Anthony Giovanni Beschizza
Hey, if we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
Internet: http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/fuji/3780