IFIS Publicity: This Weeks Film. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY NEW MM

gReetingS

H A P P Y N E W M I L L I E N N I U M

It is with great pleasure and pride that I welcome you back for the new
Millennium and announce that our MM inaugural film shall be:

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***South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut (US, 1999, Cert. R, Dir. Trey Parker,
Distributor: Paramount)***
***13 January 2000, 7pm
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Welcome back one and all. This millennium, may all you dreams come true and
may each and every dream you have be more fantastic than last. May you all
walk on moonbeams and rainbows and leave stardust in your wake whilst others
stare on in awe at you. Happy MM :o)

Look out for my publicity revue coming around 12 January giving you all the
stuff you need to know about forthcoming events et. al. vis-a-vis IFIS. One
other thing I want to announce is that I have decided in line with the new
Millennium and all, to promote myself from King to Emperor. Hence I am now
Emperor Ant. 1st. Thank you for you congratulations in advance, I feel
honoured with my new title.

Anthony Beschizza
The moment that you stepped into the room you took my breath away.

Oops looks like my previous tranmission got a bit garbbled in transit and
lost some of the formatting so I shall retransmit without the star boxing.

RETRANSMISSION

gReetingS

H A P P Y N E W M I L L I E N N I U M

It is with great pleasure and pride that I welcome you back for the new
Millennium and announce that our MM inaugural film shall be:

South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut (US, 1999, Cert. R, Dir. Trey Parker,
Distributor: Paramount)
Thursday 13 January 2000, 7pm MLT

Welcome back one and all. This millennium, may all you dreams come true and
may each and every dream you have be more fantastic than last. May you all
walk on moonbeams and rainbows and leave stardust in your wake whilst others
stare on in awe at you. Happy MM :o)

Look out for my publicity revue coming around 12 January giving you all the
stuff you need to know about forthcoming events et. al. vis-a-vis IFIS. One
other thing I want to announce is that I have decided in line with the new
Millennium and all, to promote myself from King to Emperor. Hence I am now
Emperor Ant. 1st. Thank you for you congratulations in advance, I feel
honoured with my new title.

Anthony Beschizza
The moment that you stepped into the room you took my breath away.

Previously:
Cue "The new millennium ain't until 2001!" from assorted Millenium Pedants.
:-)

Later,

Steve :-)
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(oO)
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On Sun, 9 Jan 2000, Dismukes S wrote:
Either that, or several flames for sending the message with a pointless
HTML copy tagged onto the end? *8)

Chris
PS The millennium ain't until 2001 - proof to be found at
http://www.rog.nmm.ac.uk/leaflets/new_mill.html

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christ@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> https://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

Several times, no less. :-)

[Dons asbestos clothing]

Later,

Steve :-)
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(oO)
/||\ "Roast publicity officer... Hmm, tastes kinda like chicken..." :-)

From what someone said on the Matrix, isn't everything meant to
taste like chicken? Except Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles....

Mouse says it, in reference to a cereal.

And for what it's worth, I challenge anyone to find a meat on Athlone's menu
which actually looks, feels and tastes like it's namesake......

menu
s'not possible - the food's been like that since the dim and distant dawn of
time. Veal Cutlets anyone ?

Philip

On Sun, 9 Jan 2000, Asan Tu wrote:
Cockroach? Oh hang on - thats only in the food, not on the menu *8).

Chris

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christ@ #include <stddisclaimer.h> https://www.instituteofcorrection.org.uk/

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a
place of worship" - Duaine Dibley (Red Dwarf - "Back to Reality")

Dismukes S said:
Why not just ask someone who ought to know, like the royal observatory at
greenwich?

http://www.rog.nmm.ac.uk/leaflets/new_mill.html

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Nick Waterman. Senior Systems Administrator, Sony Interactive Services
mailto:nick-sig@ http://www.nilex.co.uk/~nick/
AX25:G7RZQ@#32.GBR.EU #include <stddisclaimer> Team *AMIGA*!
There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

On Tue, 11 Jan 2000, Nick Waterman wrote:
Indeed, they are the world arbiter on time. And of course the
Encyclopedia Britannica, or the World Almanac, or the US
Naval Observatory, all agree.

James