Top 21 Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If You
Substitue Key Words for "Pants"
21. Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some
reading on those pants, up or down!"
20. Han Solo: "The pants may not look like much, kid, but
they've got it where it counts."
19. Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..."
18. Admiral Motti: "These pants contain the Ultimate Power
in the Universe. I suggest we use it."
17. Lando Calrissian: "Han will have those pants down.
We've got to give him more time!"
16. Darth Vader: "General Veers, prepare your pants for a
ground assault."
15. Luke Skywalker: "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my
pants back home."
14. Imperial Mook: "TK-421... Why aren't you in your
pants?"
13. Han Solo: "Lock the door. And hope they don't have
pants."
12. Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pants!"
11. Darth Vader: "She must have hidden the plans in her
pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally
Commander."
10. Princess Leia: "Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul
pants when I was brought on board."
9. Han Solo: "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a
Gundark."
8. Darth Vader/ Anakin Solo: "Luke... Help me... take my
pants off..."
7. Han Solo: "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with
your pants."
6. Lando Calrissian: "That blast came from those pants.
That thing's operational!"
5. Darth Vader: "A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt
this was in the presence of my old master."
4. Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a
lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
3. Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, Your
Highness."
2. Darth Vader: "Your pants betray you. Your feelings for
them are strong. Especially for... Sister!"
And The #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be
Improved If You Substitute Certain Key Words for "Pants"...
Greedo: "Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop
their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."
Later,
Adam Hattrell, Support, Cimio Ltd. adam@
Substitue Key Words for "Pants"
21. Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some
reading on those pants, up or down!"
20. Han Solo: "The pants may not look like much, kid, but
they've got it where it counts."
19. Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..."
18. Admiral Motti: "These pants contain the Ultimate Power
in the Universe. I suggest we use it."
17. Lando Calrissian: "Han will have those pants down.
We've got to give him more time!"
16. Darth Vader: "General Veers, prepare your pants for a
ground assault."
15. Luke Skywalker: "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my
pants back home."
14. Imperial Mook: "TK-421... Why aren't you in your
pants?"
13. Han Solo: "Lock the door. And hope they don't have
pants."
12. Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pants!"
11. Darth Vader: "She must have hidden the plans in her
pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally
Commander."
10. Princess Leia: "Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul
pants when I was brought on board."
9. Han Solo: "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a
Gundark."
8. Darth Vader/ Anakin Solo: "Luke... Help me... take my
pants off..."
7. Han Solo: "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with
your pants."
6. Lando Calrissian: "That blast came from those pants.
That thing's operational!"
5. Darth Vader: "A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt
this was in the presence of my old master."
4. Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a
lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
3. Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, Your
Highness."
2. Darth Vader: "Your pants betray you. Your feelings for
them are strong. Especially for... Sister!"
And The #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be
Improved If You Substitute Certain Key Words for "Pants"...
Greedo: "Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop
their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."
Later,
Adam Hattrell, Support, Cimio Ltd. adam@