TOP 10 STAR WARS-ish THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOUR PARENTS MAKE A SUPRISE VISIT

10. "Exciting is hardly the word I would use."

9. "Unexpected this is, and unfortunate."

8. Gesture around the room and say to your roommates, "If they don't go for
this, we're gonna have
to get outts here pretty quick."

7. Say to them, as they come in the door, " You've gotta lotta guts coming
here after what you pulled."

6. "Hi son, we just stopped by to see if you would JOIN US for lunch." Reply
with "I'll never join you! (distort your face) Then throw yourself down
the nearest shaft.

5. Ask them for money, then if they ask why they must pay __________ (fill
in the amount)... Have a friend yell "Because he's holding a thermal
detinator!" (everyone dive for cover)

4. If they ask why the place is in sucha mess reply with, "Your eyes can
deceive you - don't trust them ... I've let go my conscious self and acted
on
instinct."

3. "I've got a bad feeling about this."

2. "Lock the doors, and hope they don't have blasters!"

1. If they ask how you are doing in school say, "When I left you, I was but
the learner, now I am the master."



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