Opening speach from new star-wars movie...

...Or so I'm told.

Choose the force. Choose a side, Choose a jedi knight, Choose a
teacher, choose a fucking big death star, choose star destroyers,
blasters, tie-fighters and a light sabre. Choose a black suit,
black helmet and boots. Choose a loan from Jabba the Hut. Choose
a philosophy. Choose an Emperor.Choose a planet with matching moon.
Choose a three planet system in the Dromoda system and fucking
enslave them. Choose the Rebels and wondering who the fuck you are,
kneeling by the Emperor on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting next to
that Emperor watching whole planets being enslaved in mind-controlling,
force-crushing battles, stuffing fucking replacement parts into
your body. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your
last in a miserable death star, nothing more than a dictator to the
selfish, evil fucked up brats who fight for you. Choose the rebels.
Choose the Force. But why would I want to something like that for?,
I chose not to choose the rebels. I chose something else - I chose
the Dark Side.

Laters,

Adam

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Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wasn't aware that the rebels had a death star,
shouldn't that be choose the empire?

Right, I want a poster of this opening speech, to go with my matching
Trainspotting one :o)

cheers
Asan

http://www.cs.rhbnc.ac.uk/~asach/force.gif

well, thought I'd have a go at replicating the poster in true star wars
style :o)

cheers
Asan

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Very good. I'm sure there's money to be made there somewhere...

Andy

Andy Wren Said:
Probably not by us though .... Unless we want our backsides sued off us by
both Lucas and the Transporting people ...
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