Dear IFIS people,
Hi ! Did anyone see the appalling episodes of
Space AAB and Seaquest DSV this week? O.K. I know that I'm a deeply sad
individual for even admitting that I watch these programs but have mercy
on my soul, I
was bored.
Anyway the plot of Space was even more unlikely than usual this time.
The marines, stuck on a planet, had to make the enemy think they were
dead. How did they accomplish this? By swapping uniforms with a bunch of
corpses! In the middle of a battlefield surrounded by blood-thirsty
aliens, they take off their clothes and replace them with blood stained
rags. Improbable, n'est-ce pas?
This "cunning" tactical maneuver led to them being declared dead and
buried in space. Did they also swap their dog-tags? If they did, why?
And didn't anyone think to check their faces or did they just ignore the
fact that although the uniforms were the same, the bodies were actually
totally different people?
However this pales before the travesty that is Seaquest. This week they
are sucked into the future and told that they can't get back unless they
get the last 2 humans weaned off video games because unless the human
race continues "there will be no future and consequently no past." O.K.
I'm not doing a science degree but even I know that time continued for
millions of years before humanity, why should the future end just
because the last two humans prefer to play Nintendo rather than have
sex? (sad people) Furthermore how are these 2 supposed to re-populate
the Earth on their own? What's the minimum number of people needed to
support a healthy population and prevent in-breeding? (answers on a post
card please)
Anyway enough ranting. Is their any news on the proposed Star Wars
trip? Please let me know.
. Live long and prosper,
Luke
Hi ! Did anyone see the appalling episodes of
Space AAB and Seaquest DSV this week? O.K. I know that I'm a deeply sad
individual for even admitting that I watch these programs but have mercy
on my soul, I
was bored.
Anyway the plot of Space was even more unlikely than usual this time.
The marines, stuck on a planet, had to make the enemy think they were
dead. How did they accomplish this? By swapping uniforms with a bunch of
corpses! In the middle of a battlefield surrounded by blood-thirsty
aliens, they take off their clothes and replace them with blood stained
rags. Improbable, n'est-ce pas?
This "cunning" tactical maneuver led to them being declared dead and
buried in space. Did they also swap their dog-tags? If they did, why?
And didn't anyone think to check their faces or did they just ignore the
fact that although the uniforms were the same, the bodies were actually
totally different people?
However this pales before the travesty that is Seaquest. This week they
are sucked into the future and told that they can't get back unless they
get the last 2 humans weaned off video games because unless the human
race continues "there will be no future and consequently no past." O.K.
I'm not doing a science degree but even I know that time continued for
millions of years before humanity, why should the future end just
because the last two humans prefer to play Nintendo rather than have
sex? (sad people) Furthermore how are these 2 supposed to re-populate
the Earth on their own? What's the minimum number of people needed to
support a healthy population and prevent in-breeding? (answers on a post
card please)
Anyway enough ranting. Is their any news on the proposed Star Wars
trip? Please let me know.
. Live long and prosper,
Luke