Greetings

Skinner gets shot by one of the lone gunmen in the X Files movie.

Hope that doesn't spoil anything for you, but it has to be said that you
are, without doubt, the saddest bunch of rejects on the face of this
planet. Is it any wonder that IFIS is the laughing stock of the campus?

You do realise that they draw straws over at the Royal Ascot for the
Thursday evening shift. Whoever draws the short straw is forced to deal
with you!

Grief, do you think thatif you all clubbed together you might be able to
get a life between you all? My god you must all have come from the
shallow end of the gene pool. Never before has such a pathetic bunch of
loosers been gathered together in one group. Just exactly how do you all
manage to be so mind numbingly geeky? It has to be said that IFIS is one
of the few things on this planet that makes Belgium look interesting.

I just thought that you all should know that.

PS Babylon 5 is the biggest pile of crap ever to be seen on TV.

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On Wed, 6 May 1998, Tony Blair wrote:

Shall I even bother to reply to this?
hmmmmmmmmm
yeah, what the hell :)
Really? how remarkable *snore*
I'm so glad you've said that, since you've just gone and alienated one of
the longest running societies on this campus. Funny how, if we're supposed
to be the laughing stock, our membership is 70-odd plus and we're still
going strong.
Well, considering how we all bundle in there, and order pints and plates
of food every Thursday, I'm sure they welcome the custom. Have you ever
been to the Ascot when IFIS isn't there? Place is darned nearly deserted,
aside from a couple of lecturers in the corner playing chess.
Oh, a hotmail address! How original! What's wrong? No balls to use your
real address? Pah, all mouth and no genitals. Still, I suppose it's a bit
much to expect an intelligent mind as well.
thatif = that if
loosers = losers

It's funny, how those of us supposedly from the shallow end at least have
the
intelligence to be able to type and spell correctly. What's wrong, were
Mummy and Daddy too busy to help poor little you with your spelling? Oh,
and your punctuation is poor. Mind you, I don't think they teach that in
your asylum, do they?

Hmmmm so apparantly, we don't have a life. That's quite interesting,
considering how a significant proportion of our members work full-time
jobs, earning more each week than the pitiful student grant which you've
probably peddled away on your monthly playgirl subscription. Oh, and most
of us are happily involved with members of the opposite sex thanks,
although that's probably still an alien concept for someone of your
primitive mental age.
Thank you for sharing your immature, self-satisfied and pathetic rambling
with us. Do come back when you have something at least slightly
intelligent to say. I'm sure you'll come in very handy the next time we
run out of logs for the fire. NEXT!

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Asach Tu
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"Take the time to make some sense, of what you wanna say...
And cast your fears away upon the waves..."
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Previously, the Prime Minister of Great Britain (oh, really!) wrote...
Who gets shot by who? The principle at Bart Simpson's school? What's
he doing there, and why isn't his mother protecting him? =-o
The saddest bunch of rejects...? No, I'd say that's New Lad. I wonder
if this guy is one of those... and I wouldn't have thought that many
people on campus knew, or cared, who we were!
No, because you just made that up! Otherwise, that young woman who
works there *every* Thursday must be the unluckiest person in the world!
Yes, well, obviously someone's child has vomited at your end. (That was
the ObSF, by the way...)
It took years of practise, paying attention in class rather than trying
to fit in with all the "bad boyz". Do you ever do anything that you
don't first consider from every single angle, whether or not people are
going to make fun of you? Do you have any individuality? If you're so
proud, why the coy disguise? (Or does our PM really talk this way to
potential voters?)
Ooh! Next we'll be getting "nul points"!!!
What's that you say, Mr.Tony Blair? Let's kill everyone who doesn't
spend night and day watching football, beating people up and dragging
women around by the hair?
Oh, just when I was beginning to hate this guy, he comes out with
something that actually makes sense! Oops... sorry about that. Not
really, B5 is all right, honest! ;->

I think I know who this might be... if it's him, he's meticulously gone
through every occurrence of the word "the" and made sure he hasn't
spelled it "teh"!

D.Chilard

Chilard D said:
That was SWEEDEN this year!
Just get a sysadmin to email the sysadmins at the comp centre, offer
them a beer, and ask them who was logged onto pc54.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk at
8:10pm on Wed 6th May, 1998. Even in the unlikely event that they
didn't give a lusername to log into the PC, there's always the
security cameras - they apparently keep the tapes for 3 months.

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Ankh if you love Isis.

Oh goody, a (wo)man hunt. And whilst we're at it, why not get the CIA,
FBI, MI6, MFI, MIB, KGB and QVC involved as well?

James

Previously, James Hadwen wrote...
No! Not the QVC!!! Or we'll have them demonstrating their detection
devices in an incredibly condescending manner for about half an hour,
with the order code at the side of the screen! (Probably by that bloke
who, I am told, looks like an older version of me...)

Seriously, this Tony Blair character can only be someone in IFIS...
no-one else knows we're here! Uh-oh, wait a minute... aren't I official
IFIS scapegoat?! Aaaaaggghhh!!!! It was Nick, he put me up to it!!
Check the security cameras... no, wait, he doesn't appear in mirrors, so
he probably won't be visible there...

Dave-ros (ObSF)

Previously Dave Chillard wrote...
Erm, so how about my friends from other universities who found out about
it through the Web Page? Not that I think my friends would have ben
responsible for this of course.....

James

Hadwen J said:
Well, only if they were using pc54.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk at 20:10 on Wed, 6
May 1998 like the headers said.

It's really not worth the effort. They were blatantly trolling for
flames, all they wanted was to wind a few people up and get a bit of
attention, so ideally they would have been completely ignored.

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