Killer Asteroid

Has anyone heard, the "boffins" are now claiming the 2028 asteroid won't
actually hit us at all, but will miss us by a gigantic margin, and that
they only thought it would come close after their preliminary
calculations? Everything's safe again. Phew. (Well, except the
cinemas when "Deep Impact" and "Armageddon" get here...)

And no-one in IFIS got in any asteroid/haemorrhoid jokes (already
overused by DJs, TV hosts, etc.)...

Dave "Ouch, sitting down is painful" Chilard

Yes I have.
Possibly, but they will both be shit. They have to be, they're
blockbusters after all.
No I haven't.
You can get help for that you know...

Previously, Andrew Wren wrote...
Well, they may not be excellent masterpieces of cinematic excellence,
but they may be enjoyable enough to eat popcorn to. Not everyone goes
to the cinema to excercise their intelligences to their fullest extents.
Mind you, they don't go to have their intelligences insulted, either, so
I hope these films have *some* depth! (I know, Volcano was a little
disappointing - but the trailer was scary...)
No you haven't what? Got in any jokes about haemorrhoids? That's what
I said, no-one got in any jokes! Pay attention, lad.
Yes, but it's the least of my problems.

I try, but it's so difficult.

Andrew