Asteroids (1998/03/16)

Asteroids

Posted by Andy W. on 1998/03/16 15:59

Call me a cynic, but do you think it's coincidence that we are being
subjected to a media blitz on asteroids in the year that two major
blockbusters ('Deep impact' and 'Armageddon') are to be released?

Andrew

Asteroids

Posted by Chris L on 1998/03/17 10:20

Call me a cynic, but do you think it's coincidence that we are being
subjected to a media blitz on asteroids in the year that two major
blockbusters ('Deep impact' and 'Armageddon') are to be released?

Andrew

Of corse it's a co-incidence. The media never shamelessly plugs the supposed summer blockbusters does it? :-)
Just like they didn't have stories last year about how the Lost World was going to break all records ever set and rake in more than a billion dollars.

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Asteroids

Posted by Steve Dismukes on 1998/03/17 10:32

Previously, Chris Lyth said:

Call me a cynic, but do you think it's coincidence that we are being
subjected to a media blitz on asteroids in the year that two major
blockbusters ('Deep impact' and 'Armageddon') are to be released?

Of course it's a coincidence. The media never shamelessly plugs the
supposed summer blockbusters does it? :-)
Just like they didn't have stories last year about how the Lost
World was going to break all records ever set and rake in more than a
billion dollars.

Hmm, how are the media going to take this publicity lark? Maybe they've
spent the last few years engineering events specifically so that they
could direct an asteroid onto a collision course with Earth, allowing
them to benefit from the media interest. As an added bonus it will wipe
out the alien clones that have been infiltrating society since 1947.
Besides, it's not due to hit until well past the time this year's
blockbusters come out on TV, by which point the Hollywood media moguls
will have made enough money to escape to the secret moonbase they've
been constructing ever since the Apollo landings, where JFK (he's still
alive, you know - crippled, but alive) and Richard Nixon are currently
residing. And you thought the space program was inactive...

Later,

Steve :-)
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Asteroids

Posted by Andy W. on 1998/03/17 13:56

Hmm, how are the media going to take this publicity lark? Maybe
they've
spent the last few years engineering events specifically so that they
could direct an asteroid onto a collision course with Earth, allowing
them to benefit from the media interest. As an added bonus it will
wipe
out the alien clones that have been infiltrating society since 1947.
Besides, it's not due to hit until well past the time this year's
blockbusters come out on TV, by which point the Hollywood media moguls
will have made enough money to escape to the secret moonbase they've
been constructing ever since the Apollo landings, where JFK (he's
still
alive, you know - crippled, but alive) and Richard Nixon are currently
residing. And you thought the space program was inactive...

But where does Elvis fit into this alarmingly plausible theory?

Andrew

Asteroids)

Posted by Chris L on 1998/03/17 16:42

Steve said

Hmm, how are the media going to take this publicity lark? Maybe

they've

spent the last few years engineering events specifically so that

they

could direct an asteroid onto a collision course with Earth,

allowing them to benefit from > the media interest. As an added bonus
it will wipe out the alien clones that have been > infiltrating
society since 1947. Besides, it's not due to hit until well past the
time this > year's blockbusters come out on TV, by which point the
Hollywood media moguls

will have made enough money to escape to the secret moonbase they've

been > constructing ever since the Apollo landings, where JFK (he's
still alive, you know -
crippled, but alive) and Richard Nixon are currently residing.

And you thought the space > program was inactive...

But where does Elvis fit into this alarmingly plausible theory?

He's also currently on the moonbase. In fact, he's one of the founding
colonists. He was abducted by the Greys from Zeta Reticuli and >replaced
by a clone in 1974, but the aliens couldn't afford to keep feeding him,
so they abandoned him on the moonbase, much to the surprise of the
Kennedys. He now runs the moonbase, which is a reconstruction of Las
Vegas located on the Dark Side of the moon. He performs live every
night, to a select few international dignitaries, high-ranking members
of the Illuminati and celebrities including Marylin Munro (JFK insisted
that she come along) and Jimmy Hoffa. Besides, you don't need to >watch
your weight so carefully in 1/6 of a g. More deep-fried peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches, anyone?

Does your theory include the abominable snowman, women's lib or Patric (magus)'s beard?

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