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star Trek Joke

Posted by Chris L on 1998/02/12 15:12

Why has Mr Spock got 3 ears?
answer below

The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

Bye now.
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clyth@
In relativity, matter tells space how to curve, and space tells matter
how to move. The Heart of Gold told space to get knotted...
D. Adams Life, The Universe and Everything

star Trek Joke

Posted by David C. on 1998/02/15 15:24

Previously, Chris Lyth joked...

Why has Mr Spock got 3 ears?
The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

As Luke would say, "Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha." (for about 2
hours) Where did I last see that joke... oh yes! It was down the post
office, getting its pension.

Fine then, here's my Dr.Who joke... (with spoiler space)

What is Jamie McCrimmon's favourite soup?

(spoiler space)

(nearly there)

(are you sure you want to do this?)

(okay, you asked for it...)

Answer: Frazer Hines '57 Variety!

Nyah-hah-haaaaa........ er.... yes, quite. Apologies to people who
either haven't watched Dr.Who or are unaware of the gigantic tinned food
company named Heinz.

Dave