Reasons to hate ST Voyager (lots of them) Contains what could be a spoiler if you can spoil Voyager.
Another reason I just thought of
27. Chakotay. (A performance so memorable it took me 24 hours to remember his existence in the series.)
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clyth@
In relativity, matter tells space how to curve, and space tells matter
how to move. The Heart of Gold told space to get knotted...
D. Adams Life, The Universe and Everything
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Subject: Re: Reasons to hate ST Voyager (lots of them)
Lyth Chris wrote:
Kes is nice. :)
commanding a space ship... ;)
Otherwise they would only be able tto have three seasons. ;)
Note: I am nott saying I agree with Picard's principles. :)
crew, which I always thought was the biggest mistake one could possibly
make.
And then Janeway recets such an incredible marrige proposal... I mean,
for Q it was humilliating enough to suggest such a thing in the first
place, but her rejection was just UNREALISTIC! ;)
In my experience, women do not tend to be able to resist that kind of
"power". Not being sexistt or anything... ;)
If there wasn't for Kes, I wouldn't be watching it at all. ;)
Gordan
27. Chakotay. (A performance so memorable it took me 24 hours to remember his existence in the series.)
Quite appaling, isn't it. Picard didn't let him (Q) join the Enterprise
crew, which I always thought was the biggest mistake one could >possibly
make.
He did let Q join the crew temporarily in Deja Q when Q had been stripped of his power by the rest of the Q.crew, which I always thought was the biggest mistake one could >possibly
make.
If there wasn't for Kes, I wouldn't be watching it at all. ;)
Sorry to inform you but guess which actress wanted out at the beginning of the 4th season. This would be a spoiler if it was possible to spoil Voyager................................................................................
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D. Adams Life, The Universe and Everything
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Subject: Re: Reasons to hate ST Voyager (lots of them)
Lyth Chris wrote:
A list of good reasons to hate ST Voyager in no particular order
1. Captain Janeway
2. Ensign Kim (Chekov clone supreme)
3. Tom Paris (Kirk clone not so supreme)
4. B'Ehlana Torres (not a patch on Worf)
5. Take this Cheese to sickbay
6. Kes
This is the only one where I disagree!1. Captain Janeway
2. Ensign Kim (Chekov clone supreme)
3. Tom Paris (Kirk clone not so supreme)
4. B'Ehlana Torres (not a patch on Worf)
5. Take this Cheese to sickbay
6. Kes
Kes is nice. :)
7. Neelix
8. Neelix's make up
9. Neelix's voice
10. Janeways voice
11. Janeway
12. The fact that none of the crew have worked out that they are
in a ship that can travel 30 light years in 10 hours therefore
having to travel 70000 lightyears to get home should take less
than 3 years.
Yes, well... Nobody says that you have to know maths if you are8. Neelix's make up
9. Neelix's voice
10. Janeways voice
11. Janeway
12. The fact that none of the crew have worked out that they are
in a ship that can travel 30 light years in 10 hours therefore
having to travel 70000 lightyears to get home should take less
than 3 years.
commanding a space ship... ;)
13. If they are so far from home why do they spend so much time
travelling at impulse speeds?(less than light speed for those who
might not know the relevance though who you might be on this list
who doesn't know this eludes me)
Why? Because they are leaving themselves some time for a decent plot!travelling at impulse speeds?(less than light speed for those who
might not know the relevance though who you might be on this list
who doesn't know this eludes me)
Otherwise they would only be able tto have three seasons. ;)
14 If they are in the same sector as the Borg, how come the Kazon
and the Vidians still exist. (ok perhaps the borg don't want to
catch the lurgy from the vidians, but the Kazon...)
Hmm... An interestting question, isn't it...and the Vidians still exist. (ok perhaps the borg don't want to
catch the lurgy from the vidians, but the Kazon...)
15. Janeway's face
16. No one has yet told Janeway what a stupid old hag she is and
pointed out that they'd have been home 3 years ago if it wasn't
for her.
Mutiny is against StarFleet regulations.16. No one has yet told Janeway what a stupid old hag she is and
pointed out that they'd have been home 3 years ago if it wasn't
for her.
17. Janeway's principles.
How are they worse than Picard's? :)Note: I am nott saying I agree with Picard's principles. :)
18. They spend most weeks searching for wormholes, but when Q
offers to send them home with a click of his fingers Janeway
tells him she's not looking for a quick fix to get home.
Quite appaling, isn't it. Picard didn't let him join the Enterpriseoffers to send them home with a click of his fingers Janeway
tells him she's not looking for a quick fix to get home.
crew, which I always thought was the biggest mistake one could possibly
make.
And then Janeway recets such an incredible marrige proposal... I mean,
for Q it was humilliating enough to suggest such a thing in the first
place, but her rejection was just UNREALISTIC! ;)
In my experience, women do not tend to be able to resist that kind of
"power". Not being sexistt or anything... ;)
20. They haven't made the Doctor captain of the ship yet.
An EXCELLENT point. :)21. Tuvok (such a forgettable impersonation of Spock that I only
just remembered him)
Hmm... :)just remembered him)
22. The plots
23. The scripts
24. The dialogue
You mean, the above exist? Blimey! :)23. The scripts
24. The dialogue
25. The fact that the only actor with any stage presence is
playing the holographic doctor who until a few episodes back was
confined to sickbay
26. It is crap.
You repeat yourself, but I suppose it needs to be emphasized... ;)playing the holographic doctor who until a few episodes back was
confined to sickbay
26. It is crap.
If there wasn't for Kes, I wouldn't be watching it at all. ;)
Gordan