A list of good reasons to hate ST Voyager in no particular order
1. Captain Janeway
2. Ensign Kim (Chekov clone supreme)
3. Tom Paris (Kirk clone not so supreme)
4. B'Ehlana Torres (not a patch on Worf)
5. Take this Cheese to sickbay
6. Kes
7. Neelix
8. Neelix's make up
9. Neelix's voice
10. Janeways voice
11. Janeway
12. The fact that none of the crew have worked out that they are in a ship that can travel 30 light years in 10 hours therefore having to travel 70000 lightyears to get home should take less than 3 years.
13. If they are so far from home why do they spend so much time travelling at impulse speeds?(less than light speed for those who might not know the relevance though who you might be on this list who doesn't know this eludes me)
14 If they are in the same sector as the Borg, how come the Kazon and the Vidians still exist. (ok perhaps the borg don't want to catch the lurgy from the vidians, but the Kazon...)
15. Janeway's face
16. No one has yet told Janeway what a stupid old hag she is and pointed out that they'd have been home 3 years ago if it wasn't for her.
17. Janeway's principles.
18. They spend most weeks searching for wormholes, but when Q offers to send them home with a click of his fingers Janeway tells him she's not looking for a quick fix to get home.
20. They haven't made the Doctor captain of the ship yet.
21. Tuvok (such a forgettable impersonation of Spock that I only just remembered him)
22. The plots
23. The scripts
24. The dialogue
25. The fact that the only actor with any stage presence is playing the holographic doctor who until a few episodes back was confined to sickbay
26. It is crap.
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clyth@
In relativity, matter tells space how to curve, and space tells matter
how to move. The Heart of Gold told space to get knotted...
D. Adams Life, The Universe and Everything
1. Captain Janeway
2. Ensign Kim (Chekov clone supreme)
3. Tom Paris (Kirk clone not so supreme)
4. B'Ehlana Torres (not a patch on Worf)
5. Take this Cheese to sickbay
6. Kes
7. Neelix
8. Neelix's make up
9. Neelix's voice
10. Janeways voice
11. Janeway
12. The fact that none of the crew have worked out that they are in a ship that can travel 30 light years in 10 hours therefore having to travel 70000 lightyears to get home should take less than 3 years.
13. If they are so far from home why do they spend so much time travelling at impulse speeds?(less than light speed for those who might not know the relevance though who you might be on this list who doesn't know this eludes me)
14 If they are in the same sector as the Borg, how come the Kazon and the Vidians still exist. (ok perhaps the borg don't want to catch the lurgy from the vidians, but the Kazon...)
15. Janeway's face
16. No one has yet told Janeway what a stupid old hag she is and pointed out that they'd have been home 3 years ago if it wasn't for her.
17. Janeway's principles.
18. They spend most weeks searching for wormholes, but when Q offers to send them home with a click of his fingers Janeway tells him she's not looking for a quick fix to get home.
20. They haven't made the Doctor captain of the ship yet.
21. Tuvok (such a forgettable impersonation of Spock that I only just remembered him)
22. The plots
23. The scripts
24. The dialogue
25. The fact that the only actor with any stage presence is playing the holographic doctor who until a few episodes back was confined to sickbay
26. It is crap.
...............................................................................
clyth@
In relativity, matter tells space how to curve, and space tells matter
how to move. The Heart of Gold told space to get knotted...
D. Adams Life, The Universe and Everything