I found this on a newsgroup. It may amuse those of
you who read the Star Wars spin-off books.
Cheers,
Paul.
Just follow the outline below, pick appropriate
options and you've got
your very own authentic EU novel.
1. 1 year after the battle of Endor
2. 5 years after the battle of Endor
3. 20 years after the battle of Endor
4. during tea at the battle of Endor
Rebel/New Republic forcers were surprised to discover.
1. An evil plot by the empire to capture (insert name
of annoying
child of main character)
2. An army of droids with red eyes that move from side
to side
3. Han wears a toupe
4. A main character had children who weren't twins
While seeking to find a solution to this surprising
turn of events.
1. Leia
2. Han
3. Lando
4. Wedge's aun't Mabel
crashes on
1. Correlia
2. Kessel
3. Dagobah
4. Ork
and is attacked by
1. the spirit of a long dead Sith Lord
2. 10 metre long leaping orange sith sheep
3. flying purple people eaters
4. vicious knights who say 'ni'
Just when all seems hopeless
1. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker saves the day
2. 5 year old jedi kid saves the day
3. A tie shot down years ago and light years away at
the Battle of
Yavin, still spinning out of control, crashes on the
baddie
4. Someone remembers to use the force
It soon becomes apparent that the empire are planning
to use a new
weapon that
1. Destroys planets
2. Destroys solar systems
3. Destroys mynocks
4. Ruffles Lando's hair
When the empire test their new weapon
1. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker saves the day
2. It destroys a race of highly intelligent peaceful
beings who are
noted for their singing and remarkable macrame skills
3. They forget to load it
4. Admiral Ackbar shows up and destroys their entire
fleet with his
b-wing and a rather large docking claw
During the brief peace that follows, Lando
1. wins coruscant in a game of tiddliwinks and then
loses it betting
on blob races
2. wins the falcon again in a game of sabacc with Han
and then gives
it back in return for a snappy new cape.
3. wins some credits, buys some flowers and then
offers them to Mara
Jade who promptly plants them where the sun doesn't
shine
4. wins some credibility and friends (on second
thought - that's a bit
too far fetched)
While
1. on a diplomatic mission to bring peace to two
warring worlds who
threaten the peace of the entire new republic
2. on a holiday
3. doing a bit of spring cleaning
4. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker is saving the day
(insert name of one of the few characters in the
entire galaxy who
anything interesting actually happens to) just happens
to be in the
right place at the right time to
1. foil an imperial plot
2. witness a marvel of nature that only happens every
2836485 years
3. discovers a secret imperial installation hidden
years ago by the
emperor
4. helps Jedi Master Luke Skywalker save the day
This leads them to the conclusion that
1. the empire is almost beaten
2. the emperor has returned as a clone (again!!!)
3. the waterboy is the grandson of the great jedi
Mrgump Erflishp and
has the potential to top the class at Jedi Master Luke
Skywalker's
academy
4. wookies that have just eaten green eggs and nerf
have bad breath
In the exiting climax to the story
1. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker gets beaten up by
ysalamiri draped nerf
herders and then saves the day
2. the bad guy is betrayed by his most trusted ally
and retires, quite
upset, to a life of solitude in the bfashrishrit force
monastery on
the remote planet of Barff
3. Bobba Fett appears, looks tough, gets his butt
kicked and appears
to die (until fans miss him enough to drag him out for
another story)
4. Lobot is revealed to be a Borg operative (oops -
wrong universe
there)
There you have it. It's a proven formula. It's true.
People buy this
stuff.
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you who read the Star Wars spin-off books.
Cheers,
Paul.
Just follow the outline below, pick appropriate
options and you've got
your very own authentic EU novel.
1. 1 year after the battle of Endor
2. 5 years after the battle of Endor
3. 20 years after the battle of Endor
4. during tea at the battle of Endor
Rebel/New Republic forcers were surprised to discover.
1. An evil plot by the empire to capture (insert name
of annoying
child of main character)
2. An army of droids with red eyes that move from side
to side
3. Han wears a toupe
4. A main character had children who weren't twins
While seeking to find a solution to this surprising
turn of events.
1. Leia
2. Han
3. Lando
4. Wedge's aun't Mabel
crashes on
1. Correlia
2. Kessel
3. Dagobah
4. Ork
and is attacked by
1. the spirit of a long dead Sith Lord
2. 10 metre long leaping orange sith sheep
3. flying purple people eaters
4. vicious knights who say 'ni'
Just when all seems hopeless
1. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker saves the day
2. 5 year old jedi kid saves the day
3. A tie shot down years ago and light years away at
the Battle of
Yavin, still spinning out of control, crashes on the
baddie
4. Someone remembers to use the force
It soon becomes apparent that the empire are planning
to use a new
weapon that
1. Destroys planets
2. Destroys solar systems
3. Destroys mynocks
4. Ruffles Lando's hair
When the empire test their new weapon
1. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker saves the day
2. It destroys a race of highly intelligent peaceful
beings who are
noted for their singing and remarkable macrame skills
3. They forget to load it
4. Admiral Ackbar shows up and destroys their entire
fleet with his
b-wing and a rather large docking claw
During the brief peace that follows, Lando
1. wins coruscant in a game of tiddliwinks and then
loses it betting
on blob races
2. wins the falcon again in a game of sabacc with Han
and then gives
it back in return for a snappy new cape.
3. wins some credits, buys some flowers and then
offers them to Mara
Jade who promptly plants them where the sun doesn't
shine
4. wins some credibility and friends (on second
thought - that's a bit
too far fetched)
While
1. on a diplomatic mission to bring peace to two
warring worlds who
threaten the peace of the entire new republic
2. on a holiday
3. doing a bit of spring cleaning
4. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker is saving the day
(insert name of one of the few characters in the
entire galaxy who
anything interesting actually happens to) just happens
to be in the
right place at the right time to
1. foil an imperial plot
2. witness a marvel of nature that only happens every
2836485 years
3. discovers a secret imperial installation hidden
years ago by the
emperor
4. helps Jedi Master Luke Skywalker save the day
This leads them to the conclusion that
1. the empire is almost beaten
2. the emperor has returned as a clone (again!!!)
3. the waterboy is the grandson of the great jedi
Mrgump Erflishp and
has the potential to top the class at Jedi Master Luke
Skywalker's
academy
4. wookies that have just eaten green eggs and nerf
have bad breath
In the exiting climax to the story
1. Jedi Master Luke Skywalker gets beaten up by
ysalamiri draped nerf
herders and then saves the day
2. the bad guy is betrayed by his most trusted ally
and retires, quite
upset, to a life of solitude in the bfashrishrit force
monastery on
the remote planet of Barff
3. Bobba Fett appears, looks tough, gets his butt
kicked and appears
to die (until fans miss him enough to drag him out for
another story)
4. Lobot is revealed to be a Borg operative (oops -
wrong universe
there)
There you have it. It's a proven formula. It's true.
People buy this
stuff.
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Everything you'll ever need on one web page
from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts
http://uk.my.yahoo.com