Interesting google Posted by Chris L on 2002/02/17 05:02 http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/ http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/ Chris Lyth (clyth@) Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced.