The TRUE Ending To "The Empire Strikes Back"
(A furious lightsaber duel is under way. DARTH VADER
is backing off LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the
gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand!
It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.
Luke backs away. He looks down, and realizes there's
nowhere to go but straight down.)
VADER
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
LUKE
He told me enough. He told me you killed him!
Vader
No! I am your father!
LUKE
That's not true! That's impossible!
VADER
Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
LUKE
NO!
VADER
Yes it is true, and you know something else? You know
that brass droid of yours?
LUKE
Threepio?
VADER
Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old.
LUKE
No!
VADER
Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at
yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate
your own ship out of the swamp.
LUKE
I destroyed your precious Death Star!
VADER
When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly
destroyed a Trade Federation Control ship!
LUKE
Well it's not my fault.
VADER
Oh, here we go... "Poor me, my father never gave me
what I wanted for birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's a Dark
Lord of the Sith...waaah, waah."
LUKE
Shut up!
VADER
Your a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had
exterminated the Jedi Knights!
LUKE
I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!
VADER
Oh, for the love of the Emperor! 10 years old, winner
of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human ever to fly a Pod
Racer, right here baby!
(Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.)
VADER
I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you
are but you sure ain't mine.
(Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then
plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.)
VADER
Get a haircut!
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(A furious lightsaber duel is under way. DARTH VADER
is backing off LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the
gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand!
It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.
Luke backs away. He looks down, and realizes there's
nowhere to go but straight down.)
VADER
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
LUKE
He told me enough. He told me you killed him!
Vader
No! I am your father!
LUKE
That's not true! That's impossible!
VADER
Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
LUKE
NO!
VADER
Yes it is true, and you know something else? You know
that brass droid of yours?
LUKE
Threepio?
VADER
Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old.
LUKE
No!
VADER
Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at
yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate
your own ship out of the swamp.
LUKE
I destroyed your precious Death Star!
VADER
When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly
destroyed a Trade Federation Control ship!
LUKE
Well it's not my fault.
VADER
Oh, here we go... "Poor me, my father never gave me
what I wanted for birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's a Dark
Lord of the Sith...waaah, waah."
LUKE
Shut up!
VADER
Your a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had
exterminated the Jedi Knights!
LUKE
I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!
VADER
Oh, for the love of the Emperor! 10 years old, winner
of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human ever to fly a Pod
Racer, right here baby!
(Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.)
VADER
I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you
are but you sure ain't mine.
(Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then
plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.)
VADER
Get a haircut!
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