Is Simon rebelling against his Roman Catholic education, I ask myself?
Or is there something more sinister at work?
Perhaps he's trying to convert us all to his own cult, where we all have to
sacrifice D6's, and roleplay 7 days a week. Simon the Referee of all he
surveys, omnipresent and all-powerful - perhaps a pale blue robe would be
appropriate. In addition, attendance at his campaigns wouldn't fall off; he
could always make it an article of the faith to attend.
Oh, and Commodore Finn only wears leather because it's easy to wash the
blood off - not because it's "fetching." Although I must admit, the player
looked quite nice... <ahem>
Ron