Die you electronic bastard! Die!

I hate computers. I hate the way that they take forever to load up. I hate
the way that nothing is ever simple with computers, how the smallest error
can take an hour to fix.

I ahte the way that they crash with no warning. I hate grammar xheckers that
underline things that I know are right.

I hate microsoft for having unleashed bug-ridden programs upon an
unsuspecting populace. I hate the BITS course for not having told me what to
do when they freeze or corrupt my files.

I hate the way that the anti-virus programme will not work on the computers
in the library or the international building and only works marginally in
the main computer centre.

I hate the way Exchange crashes for days at a time. I hate those bastards
who send the same uninteresting and pointless chain e mails to me 6 times a
day. And I hate how the door to the International building will not accept
my card, even though I am a French student.

Above all, I hate the computer centre staff who very rarely are of any help.

But I LOVE the people who warned me to save everything at least 3 times (you
know who you are.)

Luke