Apologies to anyone who has seen this before, but I just had to pass it on.
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Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting
Group
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group for
an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would like
galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of and competence with
the Force, or demonstrate a willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on intervention
in support of the Sith Master's planning initiatives, ability to travel the
galaxy widely, and operating a variety of laser-powered hand weapons and
high-powered space/air vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is
also required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons.
Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills (especially
when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be action-oriented
individuals and risk takers. A background in study of the Force (light side
or dark) is desirable, as would typically be acquired by those with advanced
degrees or significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of
Coruscant. Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection
equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all classes of
ships), and must show a willingness to give in to their hate. A proven track
record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others is also
desirable, as is the ability to speak several galactic languages.
Ideal candidates for this position would also have no children or other
living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would
be given several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is
extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a generous severance
package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing allowance.
The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master,
and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to the
success of the master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the
ability to see the future before it happens.
Applications will be accepted until the end of July. Transmit them
holographically to: jobs@
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Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization, founded a long
time ago. Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing
hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling
the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations through
knowledge management, incident control and our rapid on-site intervention
expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt
Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many large software companies.
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Andy
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Email: andy@
Website: http://zap.to/leopard
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Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting
Group
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group for
an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would like
galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of and competence with
the Force, or demonstrate a willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on intervention
in support of the Sith Master's planning initiatives, ability to travel the
galaxy widely, and operating a variety of laser-powered hand weapons and
high-powered space/air vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is
also required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons.
Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills (especially
when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be action-oriented
individuals and risk takers. A background in study of the Force (light side
or dark) is desirable, as would typically be acquired by those with advanced
degrees or significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of
Coruscant. Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection
equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all classes of
ships), and must show a willingness to give in to their hate. A proven track
record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others is also
desirable, as is the ability to speak several galactic languages.
Ideal candidates for this position would also have no children or other
living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would
be given several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is
extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a generous severance
package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing allowance.
The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master,
and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to the
success of the master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the
ability to see the future before it happens.
Applications will be accepted until the end of July. Transmit them
holographically to: jobs@
*****************************************************
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization, founded a long
time ago. Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing
hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling
the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations through
knowledge management, incident control and our rapid on-site intervention
expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt
Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many large software companies.
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Andy
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Email: andy@
Website: http://zap.to/leopard