Sage Begins is not Weird Al's first Star Wars influenced song. The "Dare
To Be Stupid" album has a song entitled Yoda, set to the tune of (I
believe) "Lola".
It goes like this:
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S. O. D. A. So-da
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y. O. D. A. Yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Well I've been around but I aint never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Y. O. D. A. Yo-da
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Well I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan he set me straight of course
He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
So I use the Force
I lived out a box ( I think 8-| )
I lifted some rocks
while I stood on my head
Well I won't forget what Yoda said
He said Luke stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide
Oh my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
I know Darth Vaders really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Well I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey
The long term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
(Repeat to fade)
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| Sean | Email : seans@ |
| Scaplehorn | ICQ : http://wwp.mirabilis.com/6541937 |
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| Trying is the first step towards failure - Homer J. Simpson |
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To Be Stupid" album has a song entitled Yoda, set to the tune of (I
believe) "Lola".
It goes like this:
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S. O. D. A. So-da
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y. O. D. A. Yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Well I've been around but I aint never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Y. O. D. A. Yo-da
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Well I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan he set me straight of course
He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
So I use the Force
I lived out a box ( I think 8-| )
I lifted some rocks
while I stood on my head
Well I won't forget what Yoda said
He said Luke stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide
Oh my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
I know Darth Vaders really got you annoyed
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Well I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey
The long term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo-da
(Repeat to fade)
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| Sean | Email : seans@ |
| Scaplehorn | ICQ : http://wwp.mirabilis.com/6541937 |
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| Trying is the first step towards failure - Homer J. Simpson |
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