YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK JEDI IF:
1.You ever heard the
phrase, "May the force be
with y'all."
2.Your Jedi robe is camouflage
3.You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4.At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5.You have bantha horns on the front of your land
speeder.
6.You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
7.You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your
yard.
8.The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the
dadgum skeeters.
9.Wookies are offended by your B.O.
10.You have ever used the force to get yourself another
beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
11.You have ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.
12.Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on
over to the darkside...it'll be a hoot."
13.You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
14.You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of
your landspeeder.
15.You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel
cause he looks a little sissy in that vest.
16.You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing
Daisy Duke shorts.
17.You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and
you have to get in through the window.
18.Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that
Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to
treat his women.
19.You ever fell in love with your sister.
20.You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's
evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
21.You have a cousin wo bears a strong resemblance to
Chewbacca.
22.You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon
with a red wood deck.
23.You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the
rocks during the cantina scene.
24.In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
cheers
Asan
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"Live for the moment... Or Live in regret..."
Asach Tu <------- IFIS chairman
elterwater@ <----- send mail here
http://www.cs.rhbnc.ac.uk/~asach <--- homepage here
0956 151 141 <------- mobile here
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1.You ever heard the
phrase, "May the force be
with y'all."
2.Your Jedi robe is camouflage
3.You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4.At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5.You have bantha horns on the front of your land
speeder.
6.You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
7.You have ever had an X-Wing up on blocks in your
yard.
8.The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the
dadgum skeeters.
9.Wookies are offended by your B.O.
10.You have ever used the force to get yourself another
beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
11.You have ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.
12.Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on
over to the darkside...it'll be a hoot."
13.You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
14.You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of
your landspeeder.
15.You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel
cause he looks a little sissy in that vest.
16.You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing
Daisy Duke shorts.
17.You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and
you have to get in through the window.
18.Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that
Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to
treat his women.
19.You ever fell in love with your sister.
20.You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's
evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
21.You have a cousin wo bears a strong resemblance to
Chewbacca.
22.You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon
with a red wood deck.
23.You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the
rocks during the cantina scene.
24.In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
cheers
Asan
==============================================
"Live for the moment... Or Live in regret..."
Asach Tu <------- IFIS chairman
elterwater@ <----- send mail here
http://www.cs.rhbnc.ac.uk/~asach <--- homepage here
0956 151 141 <------- mobile here
==============================================