Well here it is, the new opening crawl for "The Phantom Menace"
(clears throat)
"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade
routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with the blockade of deadly starships,
the greedy Trade Federation has stopped shipping to the small planet
of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming
chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two
Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace, to settle the conflict..."
Jon
(clears throat)
"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade
routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with the blockade of deadly starships,
the greedy Trade Federation has stopped shipping to the small planet
of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming
chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two
Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace, to settle the conflict..."
Jon