Well, last week the Federation sent the Galactic Empire packing with there
revolutionary neo-tachyeon-plotdeviceoftheweek. And thus re-wrote the laws
of physical space once more. This week we put the Federation up agents a
worthy opponent. Probably the only sci-fi/fantasy show which cheats with as
much blatant, intelligence-insulting regularity as Star Trek. That opponent
is:
THE MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS !!!!!!!
A mighty battle between good and, er, good! Or, to be more precise, c***
and c***!
It will be a battle to last... a series, and maybe a feature length move?
You may think the Power Rangers have no space combat capabilities... you'd
be wrong. The Zored's could be modified for space combat in a matter of
minuets (PR cheats like that) and, some are well known to have space
capabilities, such as that chinese-dragon-like thing that could destroy
planets, and that turtle-like thing that was indestructible... until the
chinese-dragon-like thing destroyed it. And there is no way any Federation
ship has nearly the fire power or durability of a Mega Zored, And that's
before we even get into this Power Rangers Zeo stuff!
But the reel advantage that P.R. have that the Empire didn't, is there
ability to cheat. They can do this because their target audience is
five-year-olds.... What's Star Trek's excuse?....
James Hanley, Boldly going into a flame war where no man has gone before...
revolutionary neo-tachyeon-plotdeviceoftheweek. And thus re-wrote the laws
of physical space once more. This week we put the Federation up agents a
worthy opponent. Probably the only sci-fi/fantasy show which cheats with as
much blatant, intelligence-insulting regularity as Star Trek. That opponent
is:
THE MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS !!!!!!!
A mighty battle between good and, er, good! Or, to be more precise, c***
and c***!
It will be a battle to last... a series, and maybe a feature length move?
You may think the Power Rangers have no space combat capabilities... you'd
be wrong. The Zored's could be modified for space combat in a matter of
minuets (PR cheats like that) and, some are well known to have space
capabilities, such as that chinese-dragon-like thing that could destroy
planets, and that turtle-like thing that was indestructible... until the
chinese-dragon-like thing destroyed it. And there is no way any Federation
ship has nearly the fire power or durability of a Mega Zored, And that's
before we even get into this Power Rangers Zeo stuff!
But the reel advantage that P.R. have that the Empire didn't, is there
ability to cheat. They can do this because their target audience is
five-year-olds.... What's Star Trek's excuse?....
James Hanley, Boldly going into a flame war where no man has gone before...