TOP TWENTY LINES FROM STAR WARS THAT CAN BE IMPROVED BY SUBSTITUTING
'PANTS' FOR ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WORDS
(original suggestions were: 'I find your lack of pants... disturbing.'
and
'Just give Han more time! He'll have those pants down!')
20> We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up -or-
down.
19> The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
18> These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
17> General Veers, prepare your pants for ground assault!
16> I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
15> TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
14> Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13> You are unwise to lower your pants.
12> She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to
retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
11> Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
10> You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark...
9> Luke... help me remove these pants...
8> Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
7> That blast came from those pants. That things operational!
6> A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
5> Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more
heavily guarded than this.
4> Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness.
3> Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
one... Your sister!
2> Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
And the number one line that can be improved by the substitution of
'pants'?
1> Short pants are better than no pants at all.
'PANTS' FOR ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WORDS
(original suggestions were: 'I find your lack of pants... disturbing.'
and
'Just give Han more time! He'll have those pants down!')
20> We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up -or-
down.
19> The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.
18> These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
17> General Veers, prepare your pants for ground assault!
16> I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
15> TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
14> Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13> You are unwise to lower your pants.
12> She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to
retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
11> Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on
board.
10> You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark...
9> Luke... help me remove these pants...
8> Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
7> That blast came from those pants. That things operational!
6> A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
of my old master.
5> Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more
heavily guarded than this.
4> Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness.
3> Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
one... Your sister!
2> Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
And the number one line that can be improved by the substitution of
'pants'?
1> Short pants are better than no pants at all.