Everyone (and there were a lot of you) who sent me those e-mails I asked
for thank you very much. In return I have decided to plagiarize this
piece from SFX # 22. I now proudly present-
65 (edited) Increasingly Silly Ways For Sheridan To Survive Za'Ha'Dum
1. He flaps his arms really hard...
2. The Enterprise comes out of warp speed at the last moment and saves
him with a Quantum Relay Pulse Phase Inducer Barion Sweep Beam...
4. In a bizarre script writing error, a cigarette-smoking man turns up
to save the captain, asking him for "The Item"...
6. Sheridan takes some illegal substances to get as high as a kite , and
thus flies Out of the pit on his own....
10. Bugs Bunny pulls Sheridan into an alternative dimension to save the
day by playing a game of baseball....
11. The Broadcasting Standards council save Sheridan because his death
would have been too gruesome for early evening viewing....
23. The shadows save Sheridan, stating "April Fool!"
31. Sheridan hits the bottom, but finds that he cannot die because he is
"Sheridan Mcleod of the Clan Mcleod"
34. The whole episode e turns out to be Sheridan in a VR game entitled
"so long and thanks for all the Kosh..."
35. Ivanova saves Sheridan and admits that when she said: "I will listen
to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is
God." -she wasn't joking...
44. The pit is a special, kind of wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant,
leading to a bizarre cross-over experience...
49. Sheridan has a note from his mother saying that he is allergic to
death and has to be let off the afterlife.
51. The Shadows save Sheridan because they are the villains and
therefore they have to tell him their plan before they kill him.
59. Sheridan is really Wile E Coyote in disguise...
65. Sheridan SPPLLLAAAAAAATTTSSSS into the ground, spreads all over the
floor and then reforms because he is really a T-1000.
There are some truly sick people out there. Enjoy
Luke
for thank you very much. In return I have decided to plagiarize this
piece from SFX # 22. I now proudly present-
65 (edited) Increasingly Silly Ways For Sheridan To Survive Za'Ha'Dum
1. He flaps his arms really hard...
2. The Enterprise comes out of warp speed at the last moment and saves
him with a Quantum Relay Pulse Phase Inducer Barion Sweep Beam...
4. In a bizarre script writing error, a cigarette-smoking man turns up
to save the captain, asking him for "The Item"...
6. Sheridan takes some illegal substances to get as high as a kite , and
thus flies Out of the pit on his own....
10. Bugs Bunny pulls Sheridan into an alternative dimension to save the
day by playing a game of baseball....
11. The Broadcasting Standards council save Sheridan because his death
would have been too gruesome for early evening viewing....
23. The shadows save Sheridan, stating "April Fool!"
31. Sheridan hits the bottom, but finds that he cannot die because he is
"Sheridan Mcleod of the Clan Mcleod"
34. The whole episode e turns out to be Sheridan in a VR game entitled
"so long and thanks for all the Kosh..."
35. Ivanova saves Sheridan and admits that when she said: "I will listen
to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is
God." -she wasn't joking...
44. The pit is a special, kind of wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant,
leading to a bizarre cross-over experience...
49. Sheridan has a note from his mother saying that he is allergic to
death and has to be let off the afterlife.
51. The Shadows save Sheridan because they are the villains and
therefore they have to tell him their plan before they kill him.
59. Sheridan is really Wile E Coyote in disguise...
65. Sheridan SPPLLLAAAAAAATTTSSSS into the ground, spreads all over the
floor and then reforms because he is really a T-1000.
There are some truly sick people out there. Enjoy
Luke