Forthcoming Films

Hiya All, Asan (Chairman) Here,

Okay, the results of the film requests are in, and I can tell you that we
WILL be showing the following films in the next two months:

Starship Troopers
Alien Resurrection
Face Off
Scream 2
Deep Impact

There's a MAYBE on TITANIC.
It depends on how many screaming leo fans there are out there...

Look out for the posters around campus soon!!!!!!

Cheers
Asan

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Well some of us prefer Kate to Leo, but I guess I could overlook that
for a moment.

LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!LEO!

You get the picture...

Andy

On Mon, 5 Oct 1998, Wren A wrote:
Andy, if you didn't prefer kate to Leo, I'd be extremely worried...

Titanic is not really classed as SCI-FI, but the opportunity to watch Leo
freeze his knackers off and drown may be too good to miss...

Opinions anyone?

Cheers
Asan

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Asan said
Leo
Some people have not seen this film and may not Know what happens
to Leo.

One of the guidelines on this list is supposed to be that we don't
include major plot details of films etc without some warning and
spoiler space.
Yes I know I have offended against this in the past, but not for over
a year now.

Chris

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I think so Brain, but it's a wonder this one grew back.


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On Tue, 6 Oct 1998, chris lyth wrote:
You have to be kidding, right? How many people haven't heard what happened
to the Titanic? Now if the film changed history and a fleet of alien
spaceships descended upon it and rescued everyone, that would be a spoiler
(and a plot for a cheesy B-movie). Surely it's OK if the plot details are
widely known/well publicised.

Chris

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Chris Turner said:
You trying to tell me it SANK? ;-)

titanic-related-joke-alert:

3 people die and appear at the gates of heaven, where St Peter is
waiting for them. Heaven is a bit full, so he decides he ought to ask
them each a question that they must get right before he lets them
in. (feel free to edit this to your appropriate religion)

The first is a gardener. Heaven could do with a few more gardeners, so
St Peter decides to make it easy for him. "There's a big unsinkable
ship that sank on it's major voyage. They recently made a big movie
about it. Name that ship".

"Sure", said the gardener, "That's TITANIC", and St Peter let him in.

The next person is a dustman. Heaven doesn't have much need for
dustmen because nobody ever leaves any litter, but he's been a good
boy all his life, so St Peter decides to ask "How many people drowned
when Titanic sank?".

The dustman had been to see the movie recently, so he knew the answer
- "About fifteen hundred" - and St Peter let him in.

The third person is a lawyer. St Peter asks "Name them".

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Ah come on the films been out for ages.

That's like saying I can't say Tom Baker fell off the Radio Telescope and
Became Peter Davidson !
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-----Original Message-----
From: chris lyth <beeblebear30@>
To: chat@ <chat@>
Date: 06 October 1998 10:28
Subject: RE: Forthcoming Films