Dialogue from hell

More truly terrible lines from SF stuff:
"Last time I saw a Minbari cruiser, I blew it straight to hell" -
Sheridan
"Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" - Leia
"Only a master of evil Darth" - Ben Kenobi

And on a more general level:
Star Trek's technobo*****s solutions
Just about every word spoken in Seaquest DSV/2032.

Any more suggestions?

Andrew

I am watching Mystery, Magic Theatre as of this moment. I just heard the
classic bad dialogue of all time. It went something like,

Scene is built up by a beautiful woman dowsing for water and a skeptic
passing remarks about how science is much better at finding wells.

"No, don't dig there, It's evil"
"It's not evil, there is water there. Dig lads"
"You are all horrid. I hope a, a, a , tree falls on you"

A branch of the tree pronmptly falls on an actor.

Dave "The clear winner" Barlow
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